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(KSAT San Antonio)   Houston police sergeant investigates over 100 nude and semi-nude pics posted to a modeling website. And by "investigated" we mean she posed for them herself. Hellooooo officer   ( ksat.com) divider line
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2012-10-03 12:39:51 PM  
3 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i49.tinypic.com image 532x800]

She's a full figure kinda gal

Full figured is good.
2012-10-03 03:05:08 PM  
2 votes:

I May Be Crazy But...: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i49.tinypic.com image 532x800]

She's a full figure kinda gal

Full figured is good.

Full figured is beyond good. Full figured is the epitome of sensual enjoyment of the female form. Full figured is very essence of a woman in all her Willendorfian mejesty.The broad hips and round buttocks, the powerful thighs, the bountiful calf tapering to a slender ankle and delicate foot, such is the glory of the feminine. A soft belly, rounded like a milk-fed puppy, sloping to that sacred hill, the thick mons venus, adorned with fragrant curls and hiding the holy of holies, her sactus vulva, site of ancient worship, font of creativity, birthplace of all life. But no, tarry not at this precious site, lest the joyous bosom, pendulous and ripe, go neglected. Areola, round and puckered in the breeze, nipples firm and proud, ready to pour forth nourishment, or merely a soft, warm comfort to please one and all. This is woman, not some emaciated, bony, wretch, all pale and sickly with undefined backside and ridged spine trailing immediately to shallow buttocks cleft and withered shank. Such is a tragedy, and indeed a waste. Slack, diminutive mockery of bosom brings no peace, no joy.

Oh, yes, full figured is a blessing and a wonder to behold.

2012-10-03 11:33:55 AM  
2 votes:
If I committed a crime on her beat, I'd learn to run backwards to see those Ta Tas bounce.

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2012-10-03 11:51:31 AM  
1 vote:
Thing with the stuff at the place with the guy.

The bosom, while heroic and bountiful, appears to be surgically modified and enhanced with synthetic fluid bladders intended to mimic naturally enormous breasts.
2012-10-03 11:44:00 AM  
1 vote:

Tat'dGreaser: The only police woman I want to see naked is that hottie from that A&E (I think) show about female cops. The blonde. You know who I'm talking about.

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2012-10-03 11:41:57 AM  
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