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(USA Today)   Obama beats Romney   ( divider line
    More: PSA, President Obama, Congressional Black Caucus Foundation, Cindy McCain, romney, Ann Romney  
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13781 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Oct 2012 at 10:21 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-10-03 11:25:57 AM  
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JackieRabbit: This is good. We can stop worrying about Syria, Israel and Iran now. Progress.

we never had to worry about any of them. everything you have to worry about is right here at home. Your life is not in danger and unless you were around for WW2, it never was and never will be, it is the quality of your life that is under attack.
2012-10-03 10:31:58 AM  
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So Michelle bakes a good cookie, while campaigning against letting kids stuff their faces with them?

Then what good are they? It's basically all I use cookies for, bribe the spawns to leave me alone.
2012-10-03 10:23:51 AM  
2 votes:
I would so love to see a debate between Michelle Obama & Ann Romney.
2012-10-03 11:05:45 AM  
1 vote:
Enjoy your cookies, libs. Real life is going to kick your ass come November.

Remember when Obama came out in support of gay marriage? That's the moment he lost the game. "Why?" you ask? Because, by doing so, he outed himself as a Muslim. (Muslims LOVE the gays, don't forget.) And this, in turn, reveals his socialist roots, since Islam, apart from being pro-queer, is steeped, as everyone knows, in a deep, rich socialist tradition. And Fartbongo's support of homos exposes him as the worst kind of socialist -- a MARXIST COMMUNIST! Which means, of course, that on top of being a sodomite-loving Muslim, he's a militant atheist. WAKE UP, LIBTURDS!

I'm really looking forward to the debate tonight, since our president can't even say his own name without a teleprompter. Romney will doubtless give clear and concise explanations as to how he'll restore the greatness America had before Obama took office. And all the while, your Food-Stamp Messiah will stutter and stammer and try to construct a sentence. Then we'll get our country back. It'll be priceless. Hee-hee.
2012-10-03 10:43:15 AM  
1 vote:
Michelle bakes the better cookie? For the first time in my adult life, I'm proud to be an American!!!
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