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(Today)   Mark Zuckerberg, "I wear the same thing every day." Paging Howard Hughes. Howard Hughes, please pick up the white sanitized courtesy phone please   ( divider line
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2012-10-03 09:54:00 AM  
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Sterling Archer: Yeah, I know it's sexy Woodhouse, that's why I bought ten. Now arrange those by color.
Woodhouse: These are all black.
Sterling Archer: Oh are they? Or are five in a dark black, and five in a slightly darker black?
2012-10-03 09:49:04 AM  
1 vote:
Psst----the "fashion industry" is made up. We don't actually need it.
2012-10-03 09:29:56 AM  
1 vote:
Plus it sounds like he married an asian chick who regularly uses Facebook, so he can't be all right in the head.

/Aside from the amazing crazy hot asian sex he's probably having.
2012-10-03 08:35:57 AM  
1 vote:
"I have one drawer," Zuckerberg confirms. "Like men everywhere. Like men everywhere."

No Mark. That's *before* the ring goes on the finger.
2012-10-03 08:09:03 AM  
1 vote:
Zuck's mentor, at one point, was Steve Jobs...
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