rubi_con_man: When I got married my wife wanted to 'suggest' to our friends that they 'make a donation' in our name to oxfam..."Wouldn't it be nice if our wedding could be about a new well in Africa?"/Yeah, It's falling apart.
luidprand: A vegan reception? Why would someone do that to anyone? Did they hate their guests that much?
amindtat: Anne Hathaway...GIS... brings up....LOL WTF?[tasteemcbea.files.wordpress.com image 718x790]
Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 570x718][i.imgur.com image 344x600][i.imgur.com image 500x640][i.imgur.com image 600x464]
Lolthien: Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 570x718][i.imgur.com image 344x600][i.imgur.com image 500x640][i.imgur.com image 600x464]That is an excellent start good sir. Perhaps there are even more attractive pictures of Ms Hathaway somewhere on the internet?
SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Jesus Christ, she married a jeweler? What, were ambulance chasers and oil barons not douchey enough?
Crudbucket: amindtat: Anne Hathaway...GIS... brings up....LOL WTF?[tasteemcbea.files.wordpress.com image 718x790]fap lap
The My Little Pony Killer: I wonder how they "rescued" that cow from teh ebil factory farm and if it really is in better conditions, as they claim. PETA is well known for "rescuing" animals only to have them put down because they don't feel like caring for them.
Expolaris: Just one cow? Surely her father would reject such a ridiculous offer of tribute.40 goats at least , and maybe a few of my finest servants to appease him.
Felix_T_Cat: Expolaris: Just one cow? Surely her father would reject such a ridiculous offer of tribute.40 goats at least , and maybe a few of my finest servants to appease him.Well to be frank, the exchange rate is 5 goats per cow. In the country I was in, base rate is:10 cows+ 5 cows for first or last daughter+ 3 cows for 'purity'You can pay in goats, but it's kind of an insult.A local told my friend, "You are very beautiful! You are worth 100 cows!"Honey, if a man with no cows tells you that you are worth 100... Well, that's what we call pillow talk.
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: [blog.sfgate.com image 225x300]/Here comes the rain again, falling on my head like a memory
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