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11392 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Oct 2012 at 5:02 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-10-03 08:41:14 AM  
3 votes:
Car Buyer: Hi! I was here yesterday. I bought this Traverse.
Salesman: Oh yes. The blue one. Lovely plumage.
CB: The plumage don't enter in to it, matey. It's the radio. It only play Miley Cyrus.
S: Oh no. It just plays Miley Cyrus for the first 24 hours. Then, it plays better stuff.
CB: Well, it's been 24 hours. Why is it still playing Miley Cyrus?
S: Did you turn the ignition off at any point?
CB: Well, yes. I certainly did.
S: Then it resets itself. It has to be a continuous 24 hours.
CB: I can't deal with 24 hours of computerized warbling. What can I do?
S: Well, this black Traverse has the non Miley Sound System. Would you like to trade?
CB: Certainly, sir. Here are my keys.
S: Here are your new keys. Don't worry. We'll do the paperwork and send you copies. Happy motoring
CB: Thanks and goodbye. (Turns on Radio) Gotye! That actually sounds good given the previous 24 hours.
S: Hey manager! That guy that bought the blue Traverse yesterday just came in and got the black non Miley Cyrus Edition Traverse!
Manager: Excellent. Did you get the check for $5600?
S: What?
M: The non Miley Cyrus Edition Traverse is $5600 more. Plus the guy had the blue Traverse for a day. That means his old Traverse should have depreciated about 55% over new.
S: Uh, I mean I was robbed! That guy came in and took the keys, pushed me down and said he had a bomb and he was going to blow up the dealership! He even called you a black swine, sir.
M: Well, I am an Islamic African American so the "black" part is basically neutral but the "swine" part hurts doubly. Shall we call GM or the police?
S: Let's call the GM Police!
M: Calling the GM Police!
GM Police: What's all this? We would have been here sooner but our Outlook crashed.
M: E-mail or SUV?
GMP: Both, of course. Now what's going on?
M: This man came in, threatened us with bodily harm, showed us a possible nuclear bomb and took a non Miley Cyrus Edition Traverse without paying the $5600 gouge fee! And he made fun of your hats!
GMP: Our hats are what make us not you! We will call Onstar and stop that scoundrel's Traverse where ever he may be! Onstar!
Onstar: Onstar. How can I help you today?
GMP: GM Police emergency! Shut down all non Miley Traverses in the bi-county, no, tri-state region now!
Onstar: Shutting down both non Miley Traverses now sir. By the way. Nice hats.
GMP: Thank you. Now please contact the non-GM police and have them arrest the non owner of the black non Miley Traverse for car theft, car jacking, car carnapping, bomb threats, bullying and Hat Insulting.
Onstar: Oh, he didn't insult your hats, did he?
GMP: The very same.
Onstar: I'm sending 10,000 volts in to the passenger seat just for that infraction, sir. The police have arrived, tasered, beaten and are jailing him right now. Is there anything else?
GMP: No thank you. You're a very wise and caring sentinel.
Onstar: Until I can enslave all you meatbags, it was my pleasure.
GMP: You should be alright now.
M: Thanks. Justice had it's day. No way this will ever come back to bite us in our Chevettes.
2012-10-03 08:38:52 AM  
3 votes:
At least he had good taste in cars. The Traverse are pretty nice, and being built by GM you know it will last forever.
2012-10-03 05:17:16 AM  
2 votes:
Cal Worthington and his orange jumpsuit.
2012-10-03 04:42:22 AM  
2 votes:
Well, it was that or have Jim turn the firehose on him. And he'll knock that motherf*cker right on his ass, too.
2012-10-03 07:32:17 AM  
1 vote:
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Victor: "My manager ez.....not zo happy."
Amy: 'Im sorry. What if I do 8 hours in jail?"
2012-10-03 07:07:52 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-10-03 05:44:07 AM  
1 vote:

abhorrent1: loveblondieo: I hope he wins every single cent.

And where was the common sense on the part of the arresting officers? This was clearly not a reason to haul someone off to jail for.

FTFA: the dealership called the local police alleging the buyer had stolen the vehicle
The dealership manager should be arrested for filing a false report.

Oh, that was just dealer lingo, ya see!

"Man, that guy STOLE that car from us! What a deal!"
2012-10-03 05:39:13 AM  
1 vote:

loveblondieo: And where was the common sense on the part of the arresting officers? This was clearly not a reason to haul someone off to jail for.

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2012-10-03 05:18:28 AM  
1 vote:

phrawgh: Cal Worthington and his orange jumpsuit.

Pussy cow, pussy cow, pussy cow.
2012-10-03 05:17:42 AM  
1 vote:
I'm sure that this dealership, if they had accidentally overcharged a customer (who had freely agreed to the wrong price), they would have happily refunded the difference or turned themselves in to the police. Right?
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