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(RamblingBeachCat.com)   The national crisis is over; Florida's rogue manatee rider/molester has been brought to justice   ( ramblingbeachcat.com) divider line
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4159 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Oct 2012 at 10:52 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-10-03 11:01:32 AM  
1 vote:

Reverend Monkeypants:
Maybe the sea-cow enjoyed the contact.

I'm pretty sure she did. That's why she was riding the manatee in the first place.
2012-10-03 10:59:36 AM  
1 vote:

Pud: FTA - According to witnesses on the beach that day, the woman was riding atop a manatee that was attempting to mate with another one.

/Bow - chicka - bow - wow

Looked at pictures. Looks like it was a three-way to me.
2012-10-03 10:59:15 AM  
1 vote:
Cue creepy manatee threesome.
2012-10-03 10:57:06 AM  
1 vote:
I'm gonna wait outside her window, so the next time I see her having sex I'll crawl through the window and start rubbing myself on her backside. 

To be fair, she didn't think the manatees were mating. She thought they were writing the next script for Family Guy.
2012-10-03 10:56:59 AM  
1 vote:
Which one was the manatee?
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