FirstNationalBastard: Only their knees?You mean they let these little sluts show *GASP*... BARE ANKLE?!?No wonder this country is going to hell in a handbasket.
bdub77: We got rid of the native Americans and replaced them with farking Mormons. Yeah that was a great idea. Great thinking, America.
Apos: Footloose II: Mormon Fury
Bathia_Mapes: Apos: Footloose II: Mormon FurylulzNow all we need is for Trey Parker & Matt Stone to write the screenplay & the songs.
fusillade762: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x399]Oh man, look at those KNEES! I'll be in my bunk destroying Utah's morals.
Apos: Bathia_Mapes: Apos: Footloose II: Mormon FurylulzNow all we need is for Trey Parker & Matt Stone to write the screenplay & the songs.Heh...I might even put aside my loathing for musical theater for that.
fusillade762: Oh man, look at those KNEES! I'll be in my bunk destroying Utah's morals.
Close2TheEdge: What is up with all The Daily Fail greenlights? Does Drew owe some limey beer money?
olddeegee: Were they sharp knees?
xanadian: They're so sharp, some poor kid might get hurt!
EyeballKid: Remember when we were at war with religious fundamentalism? Oh, right, that's just if brown people are involved in it! OUR religious fundamenalism is just right!
Litig8r: I'm more troubled by the fact that the guys were all wearing dark pants with solid pattern dark shirts w/tie. That's not formal; it just looks like shiat.
Harry Freakstorm: In other news, Utah's Rent a Minority reports strong demand as many high school teens rent one or two minority girls to pose in their Facebook Photos."These girls want to get in to colleges on the coasts and they know the colleges will be looking at their Facebook timeline. What better way to show the prospective college that you are a cosmopolitan, liberal female than by having a photo taken with a minority 'friend'?" says the owner of Rent a Minority.Rent a Minority uses a helicopter to shuttle the states three minority teen females to photo ops. "The parents pay for the helicopter. They sure as hell don't want the kid going to a community college where they wind up with a career like trying to sell ad space on Google over the phone. If they think their kid has a chance to be Kim Kardashian's candid photo coordinator, they'd spring for a Harrier jet." Photo ops are scheduled so the non minority kids can have time to clean up and get to the dance. "They may also need time for counseling having come in to direct contact with a minority. We offer that too" says Rent a Minority Owner.
Tat'dGreaser: No religious fundamentalism is really correct but there is a slight difference between being retarded about "inappropriate dresses" and flying a couple planes into some buildings killing over 3,000 people. Little difference.
Tat'dGreaser: religious fundamentalism is really correct but there is a slight difference between being retarded about "inappropriate dresses" and flying a couple planes into some buildings killing over 3,000 people. Little difference
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