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(Fox News)   Man attacks wife with sandwich. Hopefully it wasn't a club   ( foxnews.com) divider line
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2665 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Oct 2012 at 10:29 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-10-02 11:23:07 PM  
3 votes:
I think subby missed out on a great use of the "HERO" tag.
2012-10-02 10:31:45 PM  
2 votes:
If she brings you a sammich and you hit her with it, she's not going to bring you any more and you'll have to get up and go make your own sammiches in the future.
2012-10-03 12:58:22 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-10-02 11:13:29 PM  
1 vote:
We've all seen
I ♥ my dog

We never see
I ♣ my wife

/I hope the characters work.
2012-10-02 10:34:09 PM  
1 vote:
"The newspaper says court documents don't detail the ingredients, but a deputy found several pieces of lunchmeat on the carpet outside a bedroom and some pieces of bread in the bedroom."

Maybe he thought she said, "Go to bread?"

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