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(Patch)   "First she was petting the manatee and then she was sitting the manatee and then she was RIDING the manatee"   ( pinellasbeaches.patch.com) divider line
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2012-10-02 11:27:05 PM  
4 votes:
On the case:
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2012-10-02 09:57:04 PM  
4 votes:
When riding manatees is outlawed only outlaws will ride manatees.
2012-10-02 11:24:47 PM  
3 votes:
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You're doing it wrong.
2012-10-02 11:05:53 PM  
3 votes:
Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.
2012-10-02 10:49:48 PM  
3 votes:
If we let people get away with riding manatees, pretty soon they'll be riding orcas, then great white sharks, then Paris Hilton. Manatees are a gateway ride.
2012-10-02 10:43:51 PM  
3 votes:
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/Do I have to do everything for you Farkers?
2012-10-02 10:43:37 PM  
3 votes:
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2012-10-02 08:38:26 PM  
3 votes:
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2012-10-02 08:28:51 PM  
3 votes:
I object to the COOL tag usage here. I highly recommend the FLORIDA or DUMBASS tags instead.

One, it's illegal to harass manatees.

Two, it's stupid to do it in broad daylight on a public beach.

Three, she looks like a manatee.
2012-10-03 12:18:00 AM  
2 votes:
Is sitting manatee a sedentary descendant of Sitting Bull?
2012-10-03 12:17:55 AM  
2 votes:
Which one is the manatee?
2012-10-02 11:46:19 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-10-02 11:05:28 PM  
2 votes:

I once rode a manatee. Well, rode over it in a 14' Jon boat with a 5hp outboard. Damn prop nearly stopped when it dug into that sea cow coating.

Once we noticed the blood in the water, we decided it was best to put the boat back in the storage trailer.


/Haters gonna hate.
2012-10-02 10:50:37 PM  
2 votes:
Brought to you by Fishy Joe's.
Ride the manatee!
2012-10-02 10:50:01 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-10-02 10:48:18 PM  
2 votes:
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First you pet the manatee.
Then you sit on the manatee.
Then you ride the manatee.
2012-10-02 10:31:47 PM  
2 votes:

fusillade762: When riding manatees is outlawed only outlaws will ride manatees.

It's things like this that prove 0bummer's ineptitude. He knew that manatee security was lax during a time of uncertainty and he did nothing to prevent this catastrophe. The Coast Guard should have squads of sailors trained to ride aquatic wildlife for just these events. You obviously cannot use a boat to chase after a criminal who's riding a manatee. It would disturb the escape-manatee and any other manatees in the area. However if we were to deploy a squadron of Police Interceptor spec Bottlenose Dolphins with our own expert riders then the manatees would be fine and we'd catch our criminal.
2012-10-02 09:53:13 PM  
2 votes:
With helpful photos of what a manatee might look like.
2012-10-02 09:46:20 PM  
2 votes:
Oh, the two huge manatees
2012-10-02 09:12:24 PM  
2 votes:

Sgygus: When is the child due?

I was more disturbed by this part:

According to a post on the Friends of Fort De Soto Facebook page, the manatees that the woman was riding were mating at the time of the incident.

2012-10-03 09:25:17 AM  
1 vote:

dittybopper: You know who else rode marine mammals?

Marine Boy, that's who.

You forgot Aquaman

/ and Poland
// wut?
2012-10-03 07:35:41 AM  
1 vote:
You know who else rode marine mammals?

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Marine Boy, that's who.
2012-10-03 02:36:22 AM  
1 vote:
I'm not going to read all those posts.

So, where are the pictures of the girl?
2012-10-03 01:41:13 AM  
1 vote:

Mad_Radhu: /Do I have to do everything for you Farkers?

Thank you.

/so, so disappointed this wasn't at the very beginning of the thread
2012-10-03 01:38:43 AM  
1 vote:

buckler: Stupid goddamned tourists. I hate them with the burning of a thousand suns.

Manatee sex tourism?
2012-10-03 01:22:54 AM  
1 vote:
I hope that was a typo Subby.

GIS "Sitting the manatee":

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2012-10-03 01:11:12 AM  
1 vote:

Bonanza Jellybean: On the case:
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I'm gonna let the locals handle this. Supermanatee need my help elsewhere at the moment.
2012-10-02 11:55:07 PM  
1 vote:
My first thought:

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2012-10-02 11:48:56 PM  
1 vote:
wait what? WOMANatee?
2012-10-02 11:22:47 PM  
1 vote:

Hugh Manatee: I'm not amused.

Amused: [ ] yes [x] no
Aroused: [x] yes [ ] no
2012-10-02 11:20:59 PM  
1 vote:
I'm not amused.
2012-10-02 11:20:07 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-10-02 11:18:58 PM  
1 vote:

MrHappyRotter: I sincerely hope that creature doesn't end up with any S manaTDs.

2012-10-02 11:03:16 PM  
1 vote:
I see the manatees in the pictures, where's the woman?
2012-10-02 10:53:51 PM  
1 vote:
Impressive, I hear the steering of manatees is tricky
2012-10-02 10:51:11 PM  
1 vote:
2012-10-02 10:48:42 PM  
1 vote:
Wow I just wasted four minutes I will never get back looking up mana, under the ruse of a mana-tee (tee shirt worn representing mana).
....And I quote, "Modern fantasy fiction, computer and role-playing games have adopted mana as a term for magic points, an expendable (and most often rechargeable) resource out of which magic users form their magical spells"
That wasn't all of it, but sweet. Wish my Potter-loving girlfriend was still awake right now.
2012-10-02 10:45:13 PM  
1 vote:
I think she did it for the halibut
2012-10-02 10:43:10 PM  
1 vote:
Rule 34.
2012-10-02 10:37:44 PM  
1 vote:
I'm a manatee. People call me a sea cow. I need this blubber to stay warm.

/True story.
2012-10-02 10:24:59 PM  
1 vote:
View from below...
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2012-10-02 08:53:20 PM  
1 vote:
It's difficult doing police work when the perp and victim are completely identical.
2012-10-02 08:29:26 PM  
1 vote:
Four, she could have crushed the poor manatee.
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