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(Patch)   "First she was petting the manatee and then she was sitting the manatee and then she was RIDING the manatee"   ( pinellasbeaches.patch.com) divider line
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DonCaballero
2012-10-02 11:20:07 PM  
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Click to embiggenate!
 
selrah
2012-10-02 11:20:46 PM  

Mantour: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]


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Eastwood Manatee Face looks a lot like...

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Hugh Manatee
2012-10-02 11:20:59 PM  
I'm not amused.
 
MrHappyRotter
2012-10-02 11:22:47 PM  

Hugh Manatee: I'm not amused.


Amused: [ ] yes [x] no
Aroused: [x] yes [ ] no
 
3825968
2012-10-02 11:24:47 PM  
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You're doing it wrong.
 
Bonanza Jellybean
2012-10-02 11:27:05 PM  
On the case:
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sjcousins
2012-10-02 11:28:38 PM  
Wow talk about a sea cow
 
SugarPlumFarie
2012-10-02 11:29:52 PM  
I guess Dolphins (the team too) are just passé here now. Fark off Flipper!
 
wedun
2012-10-02 11:31:51 PM  
the radio crackered

"no, you are the manatee"

and then she was a manatee.
 
fragMasterFlash [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2012-10-02 11:32:21 PM  
Ride the manatee? Subby's mom never gets a night off.
 
basemetal [TotalFark]
2012-10-02 11:39:40 PM  
City folk....
 
SVenus
2012-10-02 11:46:19 PM  
Oblig
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Bathysphere
2012-10-02 11:46:57 PM  
That just doesn't seem like a safe idea. I saw two of those things slam against each other so hard it made a big booming sound though the viewing wall.
 
laellee
2012-10-02 11:47:04 PM  
Seriously I'm still getting over BATMANATEE. Well played, Bonanza. Well played
 
Hagenhatesyouall
2012-10-02 11:47:29 PM  
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Perhaps this chick doesn't even know what a farking manatee is? 

If the g'damn manatees aren't smart enough to find a quiet place to fark, then perhaps they don't deserve to survive.

Perhaps......))))))))3333333333309004444444
 
SirTanon
2012-10-02 11:48:56 PM  
Was she trying to mate????
 
laellee
2012-10-02 11:48:56 PM  
wait what? WOMANatee?
 
snake_beater
2012-10-02 11:55:07 PM  
My first thought:

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fragMasterFlash [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2012-10-02 11:57:40 PM  

laellee: wait what? WOMANatee?


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Come on now. If Mitt can keep an open mind then so can you!
 
Bennie Crabtree
2012-10-02 11:58:46 PM  

AbbeySomeone: Manatee love people and will nuzzle your feet if you put them in next to them.

/dnrtfa
//love Manatee


That's awesome... Assuming your toe jam doesn't pass on some kind of fungus that kills them all in days. Beach towels could be the new plague blankets!
 
jmadisonbiii
2012-10-02 11:59:49 PM  
That's just Rosie O.
 
Fark Rye For Many Whores
2012-10-03 12:04:18 AM  
"First she was petting the manatee and then she was sitting the manatee and then she was RIDING the manatee"

Oh, the huge man meat.
 
Gaius
2012-10-03 12:17:55 AM  
Which one is the manatee?
 
petuniapup
2012-10-03 12:18:00 AM  
Is sitting manatee a sedentary descendant of Sitting Bull?
 
davidphogan [TotalFark]
2012-10-03 12:24:13 AM  

Bonanza Jellybean: On the case:


Batmanatee rules.
 
Aussie_As
2012-10-03 12:36:21 AM  

davidphogan: Sgygus: When is the child due?

I was more disturbed by this part:

According to a post on the Friends of Fort De Soto Facebook page, the manatees that the woman was riding were mating at the time of the incident.

Manathreeway?


It's a bit concerning that she had 'join two manatees for a threesome' on her bucket list at all.
 
davidphogan [TotalFark]
2012-10-03 12:53:24 AM  

Aussie_As: davidphogan: Sgygus: When is the child due?

I was more disturbed by this part:

According to a post on the Friends of Fort De Soto Facebook page, the manatees that the woman was riding were mating at the time of the incident.

Manathreeway?

It's a bit concerning that she had 'join two manatees for a threesome' on her bucket list at all.


I love manatees, but I don't want to make love to a manatee. I definitely want nothing to do with a manatee a tois.

It doesn't seem like an icanhas bukketlist type thing.
 
Tony_Pepperoni
2012-10-03 01:05:48 AM  
Let me get this straight...
A woman is sitting on the beach, alone. She stands up and thinks to herself, "hmmm, I think I'll go ride a Manatee."


WTF? is wrong with people?
 
BATMANATEE
2012-10-03 01:11:12 AM  

Bonanza Jellybean: On the case:
[jeremiahgraves.files.wordpress.com image 625x781]


I'm gonna let the locals handle this. Supermanatee need my help elsewhere at the moment.
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2012-10-03 01:21:14 AM  

Mad_Radhu: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 500x391]

/Do I have to do everything for you Farkers?


Glad SOMEBODY thought of it!!
 
Acharne
2012-10-03 01:22:54 AM  
I hope that was a typo Subby.

GIS "Sitting the manatee":

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thisiszombocom
2012-10-03 01:28:04 AM  
whatevs

id jizz on her tits
 
Eugoogoolizer
2012-10-03 01:38:43 AM  

buckler: Stupid goddamned tourists. I hate them with the burning of a thousand suns.


Manatee sex tourism?
 
electronsexparty
2012-10-03 01:41:13 AM  

Mad_Radhu: /Do I have to do everything for you Farkers?


Thank you.

/so, so disappointed this wasn't at the very beginning of the thread
 
Desmo
2012-10-03 02:36:22 AM  
I'm not going to read all those posts.

So, where are the pictures of the girl?
 
EVERYBODY PANIC
2012-10-03 03:00:08 AM  

buckler: Stupid goddamned tourists. I hate them with the burning of a thousand suns.


Perhaps you should *do something about it*.
 
citizenj
2012-10-03 05:11:46 AM  
I especially like the part where the comments of the article get all abortion whargarbley.

Like she's gonna abort her sea cow/ human fetus she's now gestating. No way.

/FL: come for the sealife, stay for the interspecies breeding.
 
krackpipe
2012-10-03 05:49:44 AM  
I'm pretty sure some of those deputies ride manatees too.
 
Happy Hours
2012-10-03 05:56:45 AM  

AbbeySomeone: //love Manatee


Sea steaks?
 
rwfan
2012-10-03 07:34:55 AM  
Has anyone made a joke about the woman looking like a manatee yet?
 
dittybopper [recently expired TotalFark]
2012-10-03 07:35:41 AM  
You know who else rode marine mammals?

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Marine Boy, that's who.
 
OregonVet
2012-10-03 08:01:11 AM  
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MrPedanticLawyer
2012-10-03 08:46:35 AM  
Came for Sam & Max, leaving disappointed.
 
Amishrabbit
2012-10-03 09:25:17 AM  

dittybopper: You know who else rode marine mammals?

Marine Boy, that's who.


You forgot Aquaman

/ and Poland
// wut?
 
theorellior [BareFark]
2012-10-03 02:11:14 PM  

3825968: You're doing it wrong.


Hah! Haven't seen her in a while.
 
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