Sgygus: When is the child due?
fusillade762: When riding manatees is outlawed only outlaws will ride manatees.
BlippityBleep: chop up a manatee with your speedboat, or take their habitat away by paying for the areas to be away from your mansion: you're just fine.harmlessly say hello to the little buggers and the authorities are on a manhunt.I see.
BoxOfBees: If we let people get away with riding manatees, pretty soon they'll be riding orcas, then great white sharks, then Paris Hilton. Manatees are a gateway ride.
AirForceVet: I object to the COOL tag usage here. I highly recommend the FLORIDA or DUMBASS tags instead.One, it's illegal to harass manatees.Two, it's stupid to do it in broad daylight on a public beach.Three, she looks like a manatee.
laellee: Wow I just wasted four minutes I will never get back looking up mana, under the ruse of a mana-tee (tee shirt worn representing mana).....And I quote, "Modern fantasy fiction, computer and role-playing games have adopted mana as a term for magic points, an expendable (and most often rechargeable) resource out of which magic users form their magical spells"
PallMall: /Haters gonna hate.
MrHappyRotter: I sincerely hope that creature doesn't end up with any S manaTDs.
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