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2012-10-02 04:42:45 PM  
48 votes:
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"Hey guys, it's true! He really does have an on/off switch back there!"
2012-10-02 04:04:08 PM  
21 votes:
"Honky wanted mayo on his burrito."
2012-10-02 06:09:30 PM  
17 votes:
"I made more during the time it took to take this picture than these lazy people make all year"
2012-10-02 06:04:28 PM  
16 votes:
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2012-10-02 04:00:33 PM  
15 votes:
"Ich bin eine burrito"
2012-10-02 06:00:03 PM  
14 votes:
"[These three people] will vote for [Obama] no matter what. All right, [these three people] are with him, [they] are dependent upon government, [they] believe that they are victims, who believe the government is responsible for them, who believe they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it. That that's an entitlement. And the government should give it to them. And they will vote for [Obama] no matter what... These are people who pay no income tax... my job is not to worry about [these three] people. I'll never convince them they should take personal responsibility and care for their lives."

Oh... wait, were we supposed to make something up?
2012-10-02 06:54:09 PM  
12 votes:
"These are the kinds of jobs I hope to bring to all Americans"
2012-10-02 06:05:41 PM  
11 votes:
One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?
2012-10-02 06:08:14 PM  
10 votes:
From the other thread:
"My man here, Dre, he's the manager here, glad to see he's taken a leadership role.  Of course, he couldn't have a leadership role in my church, but... ZING!  Hey ladies, how'd you like to be my next two wives?  ZING!  I kid, of course.  Don't let my fellow Republicans see you holding hands like that, though, you know what my most recent stand is on LGBT rights.  ZING!  Hey, that's my man Pedro back there.  Pedro was born in Mexico.  So was my dad, actually.  But that's not what it said on his birth certificate. ZING!  Anyway, I kid, I'm just working on some of my zingers.  So I'm running for President, hope I get your vote.  Nice restaurant you got here, I can't wait for the maitre'd to seat me.  ZING!..."
2012-10-02 05:58:09 PM  
10 votes:
"Mitt Romney doesn't care about black beans"
2012-10-02 04:01:19 PM  
9 votes:
"Peasants. Sweaty. Poor."
2012-10-02 07:37:06 PM  
7 votes:

WhoopAssWayne: "He goan make me pay my tax! How bout dat? I get mah check and now I gotta pay mah tax? Sheet. Dat racist bigot stuff main."

The only unemployed person in that photo is Mitt Romney.
2012-10-02 05:11:01 PM  
7 votes:
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"I bet my dad is SOOO proud of me right now!!"

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2012-10-02 04:49:05 PM  
7 votes:
"See, even Will Smith has to work fast food in Obama's Economy"-- Mitt
2012-10-02 06:13:43 PM  
6 votes:
Damn. He smells just like wet dog.
2012-10-02 11:06:30 PM  
5 votes:
Christ, what an asshole!
2012-10-02 06:43:27 PM  
5 votes:
Why does whitey keep tapping mah foot?
2012-10-02 06:28:44 PM  
5 votes:

ChaoticLimbs: "Seen here is the only known instance where Mitt Romney posed with minorities he had yet to acquire."

"Soon after, he purchased the majority of their shares, sold their organs in china, and declared bankruptcy on their behalf."


(However, if voting allowed you to change the course of the world's powers, you would be prohibited from doing it)
2012-10-02 05:05:27 PM  
5 votes:
Say, Pedro, I only ate half of this burrito, would you like the other half in lieu of a tip?
2012-10-02 06:33:26 PM  
4 votes:
"This dude asked for caviar and truffles on his burrito!"
2012-10-02 06:04:48 PM  
4 votes:
Magic underwear won't save you from what is coming after the big burrito.
2012-10-02 10:01:39 PM  
3 votes:
Maria sniffed. She was close enough to smell Mitt's armpit and it reeked of Elizabeth Taylor's White Diamonds, rotten meat, and hotdog mustard. Quickly glancing, she noticed bright yellow liquid trickling from Romney's ear. Tightly gripping Bonita's hand, she started to silently pray with a tight grin affixed to her face.
2012-10-02 09:07:45 PM  
3 votes:
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Credit to:
2012-10-02 08:50:28 PM  
3 votes:

Delay: Damn. He smells just like wet roof dog.


2012-10-02 08:11:30 PM  
3 votes:
You're all fired! Just kidding. Not yet.
2012-10-02 06:37:59 PM  
3 votes:
Chipotle: 47% real food for the 47%
2012-10-02 04:02:15 PM  
3 votes:
"I think I paid too much for these cardboard cutouts of brown people...and having to stand here in this dreadful kitchen! It stinks of working class people! This had better work..."
2012-10-02 04:00:25 PM  
3 votes:
"This farking guy, man".
2012-10-02 03:59:26 PM  
3 votes:
"Damn! We got a white dude in here. Hope he's not too freaked out by a black dude, a Mexican dude, and Latina conjoined twins, joined at the hand."
2012-10-03 08:31:19 AM  
2 votes:
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I'm not saying outright that this guy is a robot, but I have two fingers up his ass right now and he hasn't even blinked.
2012-10-03 12:54:13 AM  
2 votes:
"Hurry up and take my picture and get me the fark out of here. The brown people are TOUCHING me."
2012-10-03 12:35:44 AM  
2 votes:
"who took a big dump in the bathroom and didn't flush? THIS guy right here."
2012-10-02 08:28:43 PM  
2 votes:
Diff'rent Strokes: 2012
2012-10-02 06:57:19 PM  
2 votes:
"Not even Chipotle-Away will get THIS stain out".
2012-10-02 06:48:13 PM  
2 votes:
Mitt Romney don't care.
2012-10-02 06:45:34 PM  
2 votes:
He Mad!
2012-10-02 06:09:15 PM  
2 votes:
We have him. Ransom $2.
Plus tip.
2012-10-02 04:09:01 PM  
2 votes:
"My favorite song is La Cucaracha. You guys know that one."
2012-10-02 11:55:16 PM  
1 vote:
"Only 35 more days of this... 35 more days..."
2012-10-02 09:48:32 PM  
1 vote:

WhoopAssWayne: Kanemano: WhoopAssWayne: "He goan make me pay my tax! How bout dat? I get mah check and now I gotta pay mah tax? Sheet. Dat racist bigot stuff main."

The only unemployed person in that photo is Mitt Romney.

The only person who actually pays tax and contributes anything in that picture is Mitt Romney. Arguing over his tax rate when you dumbasses pay *nothing* - you contribute *nothing* to this country and call him out - self-entitled liberal freeloaders.

And this, fellow Farkers, and folks on the internets in general, is why I hate this time of year. Look at WhoopAssWayne's account: Account created: 2012-08-22 13:43:39

New troll for one or the other party. They show up every four years. Doesn't matter which side, but they show up and start spewing.

Troll effect? I live with my mom. Nice try. Go back to your party headquarters and tell them your troll failed. Then leave. Let the rest of us have fun here.
2012-10-02 08:14:41 PM  
1 vote:
"THIS motherfarker right here....."
2012-10-02 07:58:43 PM  
1 vote:
OK, you got your damn pictures, now get the hell out of my country.
2012-10-02 07:44:47 PM  
1 vote:
"This dude gonna deport all my peeps. My ass gonna be REAL busy if this dude wins, maybe I'll get a $.25/hour raise!"
2012-10-02 06:54:00 PM  
1 vote:
"He goan make me pay my tax! How bout dat? I get mah check and now I gotta pay mah tax? Sheet. Dat racist bigot stuff main."
2012-10-02 06:45:21 PM  
1 vote:
"hahaha, thanks for the burrito guys, you see you at the fund raiser next week in Barbados...w...what? You are minimum wage employees? Well then, I guess its to the decontamination lounge as soon as I finish here. Vote for me! Prove you are not the filthy 45% you really are!"
2012-10-02 05:56:20 PM  
1 vote:
Now I know why he wears the gloves!
2012-10-02 04:07:01 PM  
1 vote:
"We fry him up SPECIAL".
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