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(ABC News)   A Pennsylvania man is found guilty of poaching Game Warden. Bonus: His lawyer is using the tried and true "he was too drunk to form the intent to kill" defense strategy   ( abcnews.go.com) divider line
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2012-10-02 03:57:52 PM  
4 votes:
Oddly enough, the longer I stay sober the more filled with an intent to kill I get.
2012-10-02 04:28:16 PM  
1 vote:

tallguywithglasseson: The passenger testified that a shootout began after Johnson vowed he wouldn't go back to prison

Guess again.

Not his fault the Game Warden is a lousy shot.
2012-10-02 04:02:21 PM  
1 vote:

pute kisses like a man: he only had 12 beers. over the course of a day. I don't think that's drunk enough

I don't know... I once took one for the team and ended up sleeping with the rotund unattractive friend. I had only had about 9 drinks that day. She stalked me for six months. If I had it to do over again, I'd have three more drinks, shoot her instead and try to convince the jury I mistook her for a charging moose.
2012-10-02 03:58:26 PM  
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