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(WTSP)   Colorado sees rise in stoned dogs. Your dog wants a bag of Doritos   ( wtsp.com) divider line
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6322 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Oct 2012 at 1:34 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-10-02 02:31:24 PM  
3 votes:
Dog's not here, man...
2012-10-02 06:59:26 PM  
1 vote:
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What a dog tripping balls may look like.
2012-10-02 04:58:25 PM  
1 vote:
Animals have different personalities. My lizard loved weed.
2012-10-02 02:54:24 PM  
1 vote:
Oddly enough, I'm eating Doritos right now.
2012-10-02 02:48:26 PM  
1 vote:
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Hey Mang, why'd you call this shiat 'Doberman'?
2012-10-02 02:33:38 PM  
1 vote:

busy chillin': When you explained it to them, did you say freedom is scary, and children, when you grow up I want you to control people lives with your belief system.

Since it never happened, I doubt he said anything.
2012-10-02 02:13:54 PM  
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2012-10-02 02:09:30 PM  
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I think it's funny how liberals like making fun of Mitt Romney for hauling his dog (in a safe carrier) on top of his car, but here are liberals abusing dogs with marijuana. I seriously and honestly believe that Colorado Springs and maybe John Elway are the only places to see any sanity in Colorado. It's like the state lost its self to marijuana. They actually have stores on streetcorners selling legally marijuana. I had alot of explaining to do to my kids when we visited this past Summer. Thanks "mile high state".
2012-10-02 01:58:24 PM  
1 vote:
what their owners looked like

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2012-10-02 01:48:56 PM  
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2012-10-02 01:47:47 PM  
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scottydoesntknow: "Two dogs, however, got into baked goods with medical grade marijuana butter in it, which presumably seems to be more toxic to the dogs, so we did have two deaths," Meola said

You see stoners?! This is what marijuana does. It KILLS! Everyone always says "Well no one died from pot!" Bullshiat. Now two families are dealing with a tragedy because of marijuana.

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2012-10-02 11:54:38 AM  
1 vote:
When I was 17 or so I had just got a quarter bag.. cleaned all the seeds and stems out of it.. rolled one, smoked one, put the shiat under the couch and went to Burger King. Come back and somehow my mom's dog had gotten under the couch and ate the entire bag plus seeds/stems. Man I was pissed.. Told my mom she owed me $30 (yes that dates me on pricing) and she paid me back.

Anyway dog slept for a day and lived until it was 20.
2012-10-02 11:39:42 AM  
1 vote:
Its too late for my dog. I found his Jenkim and threw it out and now I caught him eating right out of the cats litter pan.
2012-10-02 11:16:34 AM  
1 vote:
Colorado people are notoriously bad about letting their dogs live a life free from discipline or control. If you go to a park, stay to the pavement or you WILL be covered in dog crap. But even on the pavement, you WILL be crotch-butted by at least a couple of dogs. Leashes are apparently considered a horrible cruelty and god help you if you ever call animal control on someone's poop-n-drool factory.

So I'm 100% okay with drugging the little farkers to sleep.
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