Nurglitch: Okay, strange question here, but how do they make money?
Oznog: I'm not sure how you judge this. I mean what's the official judging criteria??
MoronLessOff: Nurglitch: Okay, strange question here, but how do they make money?Just tips.
kiwimoogle84: This will either be informative or TMI, but I happen to have one of them vibrators (the WeVibe) that's remote controlled, as in from 50 feet away he can turn it on. Like, in public. It's fun./carry on
CynicalLA: Millions of people are masturbating with eggs? No thanks.
olddeegee: Also, I'm assuming that there's a "wet bar".
midigod: "I don't have to worry about trying to brush off men all the time," said a customer ... "it is also a great place to drink and talk about .... guys""Geez. They want to talk about men, but don't want them around. Works out perfectly - you probably won't have any around anyway!
emersonbiggins: A masturbation bar without a single Sybian in sight? Weak.
Vectron: Meanwhile.....[www.extralast.com image 450x290] If only there were some way to share interests.
Theaetetus: Yeah, because there's no way men would want to be around a bunch of masturbating drunk women!
ChrisDe: Read headline as masturbating bear. Thanks, Conan.
elev8meL8r: kiwimoogle84: This will either be informative or TMI, but I happen to have one of them vibrators (the WeVibe) that's remote controlled, as in from 50 feet away he can turn it on. Like, in public. It's fun./carry onAll the time I spent with remote controlled cars now seems wasted.
eepapapee: Ring Bell For Service Cervix
neritz: "Thank you, Come again."
MoronLessOff: kiwimoogle84: MoronLessOff: splat the whale: dahmers love zombie: Since 2005, Matsumoto's company Tenga has sold more than 15 million male masturbation units worldwide, according to Salon, including 6.5 million units of his best-seller, the disposable Tenga Egg.Gonna have to be pretty cheap and goddamn amazing to compete with the re-usable, washable, "my hand".Winner winner chicken dinner.Don't knock it. Sleeves are fun.Yes, especially in the winter time. My arms are always the first part to get chilly.Error: Insinuation Overload. Unable to post snark. This farker will self destruct.
friedlinx: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 667x1000]What an Japanese female sitting on a bar stool might look like
SpectroBoy: [sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com image 580x580]
Thudfark: Domo arigato, miss you go fappo
Ghost Roach: Cross arms, and have each rub the other one, it really helps heat things up
UberDave: xanadian: I see I'm going to have to Google "Tenga Egg."Be sure to watch the instructional video.
ExperianScaresCthulhu: Only thing to worry about is that they're meant to be disposable. What happens to all the eggs?
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