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(NBC News)   Randall Graves being held hostage in Syria; will apply late fees to all of your unreturned movies   ( worldnews.nbcnews.com) divider line
    More: Scary, American journalists, held hostage, late fees, McClatchy Newspapers, pool party, Getty Images  
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2012-10-02 02:27:09 PM  
3 votes:
He wasn't even supposed to be there today.
2012-10-02 04:15:30 PM  
2 votes:
Man goes into plane, plane goes into Syria. Terrorists in Syria. Their terrorists.

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2012-10-02 01:57:12 PM  
2 votes:
Try not to suck any dicks on your way out
2012-10-02 01:32:50 PM  
2 votes:
You're not allowed to rent here anymore!

2012-10-02 10:19:48 AM  
2 votes:
Nuland said that the video "may have been staged"

I don't appreciate their ruse.
2012-10-02 07:41:31 PM  
1 vote:
This thread would be great if all the people ignoring the references would gtfo.

/How much does the average jizz-mopper make in Syria?
2012-10-02 02:40:09 PM  
1 vote:

mechgreg: So is it safe to say that an American journalist held captive in Syria is not the best of both worlds?

Unless he is being held captive by chicks with dicks, it is not.
2012-10-02 02:21:20 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-10-02 02:10:32 PM  
1 vote:
you think they are making him watch Happy Scrappy Hero Pup?
2012-10-02 01:48:27 PM  
1 vote:

Jetty Cat Army: Sybarite: Nuland said that the video "may have been staged"

I don't appreciate their ruse.

Their ruse?

Their cunning attempt to trick him.
2012-10-02 01:41:02 PM  
1 vote:
On his last day in captivity, he should do something crazy, like spray-paint "Eat Pussy" on the side of the building.
2012-10-02 01:38:20 PM  
1 vote:
Bunch of savages in that town country.
2012-10-02 01:33:55 PM  
1 vote:
This thread would be great if it wasn't for the farking commenters.
2012-10-02 01:32:26 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-10-02 12:17:00 PM  
1 vote:
he's just an independent contractor, a potential casualty of a war he had nothing to do with
2012-10-02 12:10:21 PM  
1 vote:
It's because he believes in a ruling class.
2012-10-02 10:15:04 AM  
1 vote:
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