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(NPR)   Finally, a book on housekeeping for the mother who likes to down "a full bottle of Kahlua consumed in the afternoon while soaking in a steaming bathtub and ignoring the knocks of her children locked outside." Sounds like subby's ex-wife   ( divider line
    More: Satire, Kahlua, Kahlua consumed, Melissa Block, Phyllis Diller, HMM?  
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2012-10-02 09:25:12 AM  
3 votes:
So, she's...a woman?
2012-10-02 09:19:53 AM  
3 votes:
If getting drunk in the bath and ignoring your kids is wrong I don't think I want to be right.
2012-10-02 09:30:46 AM  
2 votes:
2012-10-02 12:06:08 PM  
1 vote:
Wot's wrong with locking the kids outside? Go play you little farkers.
2012-10-02 10:24:12 AM  
1 vote:

fickenchucker: Headline sounds like my ex-sister-in-law. But substitute "cocaine" for Kahlua".

/She's divorced a second time now and living in a crappy apartment. Brother-in-law just bought the newer wife a Mercedes and a second home in South Carolina.

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2012-10-02 09:24:11 AM  
1 vote:
So, she's Russian?
2012-10-02 09:23:46 AM  
1 vote:
I've always wanted to read about myself.
2012-10-02 09:17:06 AM  
1 vote:
So, she's Irish?
2012-10-02 09:15:49 AM  
1 vote:
So, she's Italian?
2012-10-02 08:44:50 AM  
1 vote:
FTFA: "She wants to do the right thing and she wants to do what is expected of her and she starts out generally, almost always, with a very good intention," he says. "But then something goes wrong, and then she just totally blows up and just screams and yells and curses.

So, she's Puerto Rican?
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