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(Daily Mail)   I save money by not using toilet paper or doing laundry, says woman whose underwear I hope to never see   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2012-10-02 02:54:15 AM  
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2012-10-02 07:43:24 AM  
2 votes:
Besides the obvious India and China, Indonesia, Pakistan, and Bangladesh are in the top ten largest countries on Earth. I'm going to suggest that well over half of people use water and their left hand, not TP, and the ratio is probably closer to 3:1.

That's because it works. I've been on the underwear line of an institutional laundry. People:
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2012-10-02 06:46:01 AM  
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AverageAmericanGuy: Rather, I think the problem here is that she has no class, as evidenced not only by her actions but also by her use of language. "After I take a dump" is something I'd expect a punk teenager to say, not a grown woman. She is the lowest of the low and disgusting.

Why is it called "taking a dump" when you're actually "leaving a dump"? I mean, you're not really taking it anywhere?

/Funk dat.
2012-10-02 02:36:56 AM  
2 votes:
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2012-10-02 01:14:18 PM  
1 vote:
Haven't you guys seen the commercials? We're all supposed to be using, at minimum, both toilet paper and wet wipes for our bums now. And girls, don't forget that you have some extra plumbing that may need a little freshening.

I'm ahead of the curve, and I've equipped all my bathrooms with the very best ass-cleaning equipment. Ten years from now, you'll all be wishing that you were clean like me.

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2012-10-02 11:41:19 AM  
1 vote:
the few girlfriends I've had who were comfortable enough to pee in front of me would spin the roll for TP like they were on the Price is Right showcase showdown. I can't even imagine how much more TP they used to take the Cosby Kids to the pool. I never wanted to witness that nor did they want me to either.
2012-10-02 11:10:05 AM  
1 vote:
Her undies:
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2012-10-02 09:57:33 AM  
1 vote:
I'm just amazed we found the one Asian person who doesn't do laundry.
2012-10-02 08:25:59 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-10-02 08:18:55 AM  
1 vote:

NIXON YOU DOLT!!!!!: markie_farkie: Washing instead of wiping is much more sanitary.

If she was using street drainage ditch runoff instead of city tap water, she might get a crazy label in my book.

Otherwise, nothing wrong with thinking how to undo what we've been brainwashed into doing, because some marketing guy's plan to sell something somehow became the norm.

So everybody should just shiat first thing in the morning and then hop in the shower?

Drag your ass across the grass like a real man.
2012-10-02 08:06:12 AM  
1 vote:

Liz Lemon: Let's introduce her to the woman that drinks her own urine!

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2012-10-02 07:06:15 AM  
1 vote:

Hawnkee: Why is it called "taking a dump" when you're actually "leaving a dump"? I mean, you're not really taking it anywhere?

/Funk dat.

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/Rock on, brother Beavis
2012-10-02 02:53:39 AM  
1 vote:
While demonstrating her frugal cleansing ritual in front of the cameras

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Oh dear god no.
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