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(Delaware County Daily Times)   Woman attempts to hide 36 vials of crack in her clown car   ( delcotimes.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Wawa, clown car, Darby, Upper Darby, magisterial district, pairs  
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2012-10-02 01:35:33 AM  
4 votes:
So that's where crack babies come from
2012-10-02 02:13:37 AM  
2 votes:
They noticed the female was walking like she had something concealed between her legs and Bellamy says, 'I've got crack in my vagina.'

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Should have gone with something less illegal, like "I've got squirrels in my pants".
2012-10-02 09:51:54 AM  
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fusillade762: Philly pair facing drug raps after incident at Upper Darby Wawa

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2012-10-02 02:52:10 AM  
1 vote:

Fark Me To Tears: So she had crack in her crack?

Mathematically, would that be expressed as "two crack", "crack squared" or "crack raised to the crack power"?

Fark™ Mathematics always gets me confused in these types of problems.

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2012-10-02 01:59:10 AM  
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2012-10-02 01:56:55 AM  
1 vote:
So...okay. As a guy, I have no concept of how storing stuff in the hoo ha feels. I mean, shoving stuff up my ass to smuggle it is pretty out of the question. It just doesn't work that way. So...ladies...this is awkward, and I mean no disrespect, but this is one of those 100 questions you always wanted to know but were afraid to ask: You can actually shove stuff up inside yourself and walk around and keep a straight face? How much will fit? It doesn't feel all weird when you sit or...can you still go to the bathroom? (Yes, the openings are different, but does having illicit stuff stuffed in there impede?) I don't even know where I'm going with these questions and I want one of our Farkettes to answer honestly because guys want to know these things. I think.

I'm pretty sure I shouldn't have asked all this.
2012-10-02 01:39:46 AM  
1 vote:
I can just see how that went down:

"Damn, it's the cops! Cooch that shiat baby, we got this."
2012-10-02 12:28:47 AM  
1 vote:
Philly pair facing drug raps after incident at Upper Darby Wawa

So that's what the kids are calling it these days?
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