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(Biloxi Sun Herald)   Dozens of starlings killed in automobile collision. Have they stopped tweeting, Clarice?   ( sunherald.com) divider line
    More: Strange, starlings, car accidents, Austria Press Agency  
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2012-10-01 12:50:36 PM  
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HortusMatris: "A mass collision between a flock of starlings and a car on a stretch of Austrian expressway has left up to 100 of the birds dead and the driver shaken but unhurt."

Crikey! I didn't even know they had starlings down there!

They do, and in keeping with the "everything down there can kill you" theme, the birds have evolved to have beaks made of razorblades and feathers of kevlar. To kill one, you need a tennis racquet laced with piano wire.
2012-10-01 12:47:42 PM  
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wrenchboy: Have they stopped tweeting, Clarice?

They went the way of myspace.

That is incidental
2012-10-01 12:40:38 PM  
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PhiloeBedoe: [i1079.photobucket.com image 606x377]
RIP Starling Vocal Band

My car is a sight
Starlings killed in flight!

Sta-a-arlings killed in flight....
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