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(Daily Mail)   Man who had his sack chewed off by crazy lady, now back together with her. Way to get back on that horse buddy   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2012-10-01 10:30:23 AM  
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Mugato: Wow the Lorena Bobbit story seems quaint nowadays.

I'm gonna have to call bullshiat on that statement. I don't think this article takes anything away from the story in which Lorena sawed off her sleeping husband's dick of and threw it in a ditch.
2012-10-01 09:51:26 AM  
1 vote:
Are his prospects that bad? Jeez Id rather be alone for life than be with that swamp donkey.
2012-10-01 09:47:16 AM  
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FTA: "People think I am some sort of savage because of the testicle thing but I'm not that sort of person."

No, you are.

No matter how innocent you feel because he agreed to see you again, you were the one to first break the terms of your restraining order by texting.
2012-10-01 09:21:11 AM  
1 vote:
He'll never sleep. Just lie there awake all night for the next 20 years.
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