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(The Atlantic)   Better wear a tinfoil hat on top of your tinfoil hat   ( theatlantic.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, tin foil hat, models of scientific inquiry, Bilderberger, electromagnetic radiations, radio waves, hats  
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2012-10-01 01:48:17 PM  
1 vote:
Sure, that's what they want you to think.
2012-10-01 01:25:12 PM  
1 vote:
They release this "news" story every few years, just because they think that those of us who really know what's going on in this country will believe it. What horseshiat - Knowing what we know, we won't believe their lies.

Of course, they've got a ludicrous, dunce-cap photo of a 'tin-foil' cap. It's just like everything else - when they see something that scares them, they pretend to be dismissive - like people smart enough to protect ourselves from the encroaching technological enslavement are just fools.

Our hats DON'T look like that - they're svelt, and effective. Chances are, there's someone near you wearing one right now - but you can't see it, or it's so well-done you think it's just a hat. (PFs (protected and free) always hide, except when we gather in secret. If they know we're protected from them, they'll just try to tear the hats from our heads and give us a short burst of high-power waves to attack our frontal cortexes. Haha! We know better..)

So I will continue to keep my high-quality (and stylish, mind you) advanced RDWB (radiowaveblocker) on at all times - and, yes, I will wear two at dawn and dusk, when radio waves travel more freely through the atmosphere. Not that I expect you all to understand - you just believe what your masters tell you, instead of looking at the evidence and science and realizing what's really happening in this world.

See, unlike the rest of you, I HAVEN'T had my thoughts controlled, which is why I don't believe this garbage.

I'm sure you think I'm joking, or crazy... "Crazy." That's what they called Jesus, Galileo, George Washington - and Alex Jones when he first said that 9/11 was an inside job. (You all agree that's true, right? They haven't brainwashed you all THAT much yet? Dear God, I hope not).

But, really, I feel sad for you guys - you don't Realize you've been brainwashed. I wish I could open your eyes, help you see the truth... So you could be autonomous and free like me, instead of just another mindless slave. But how do I do that? You've been trained to immediately dismiss those of us in the know, so that you don't even consider the awful truth. I know you probably won't believe me.

I just wish you would.
2012-10-01 12:50:54 PM  
1 vote:
Ah: 2005.

Damned if I can find the relative Fark thread.

Nope, wait, found it. At least where I recall it from. Don't think there was a specific thread; I'm just remembering the comment.

Still: old old news.
2012-10-01 09:45:53 AM  
1 vote:
Is that Dave Grohl?
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