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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)   Not news: Guy robs a bank. News: Guy robs a bank the next day. Fark: Guy starts to rob a third bank, then calls 911 to complain he's too stressed out and tired and just wants to go back to rehab   ( tampabay.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Mike Puetz, Chase Bank, Oldsmar, robbery  
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2012-09-30 01:39:31 AM  
Well, he's going somewhere. Possibly not rehab, though.
2012-09-30 01:39:36 AM  
At least he found the strength to ask for help.
2012-09-30 01:55:17 AM  
To stop suddenly in the middle of stupid is rare. He probably needs to be in an institution though.
2012-09-30 03:29:38 AM  
♫ 911 said, "No, no, no" ♫
2012-09-30 03:33:49 AM  
Ladies and gentlemen, what you have here is the softer version of suicide by cop: "Motel 6 by cop".
2012-09-30 03:42:20 AM  
This is why a high IQ isn't necessarily a good thing.
2012-09-30 03:44:13 AM  
Was he in rehab for robbing banks? I understand that can be quite a high, followed by a 5-10 year low.
2012-09-30 03:56:57 AM  
Did Florida's finest tell him to man up and finish the job before they came down there to beat him for being a sissy?
2012-09-30 04:08:44 AM  

fusillade762: Well, he's going somewhere. Possibly not rehab, though.

He'll get plenty of rehab time where he's going...
2012-09-30 04:08:57 AM  
Worst. Heist movie. Ever.
2012-09-30 04:49:07 AM  
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That first time was just to case the joint and rob it a little.
2012-09-30 04:56:03 AM  
That's really sad.

It is pretty bootstrappy though. What happens next in the movie?
2012-09-30 07:40:01 AM  

wingedkat: At least he found the strength to ask for help.

Perhaps it is one of those honest realizations that "I did wrong" times? Who knows? And with a name like William Richard Kane III he had no chance in life.
2012-09-30 08:13:11 AM  
I like this guy.
2012-09-30 09:04:50 AM  
Hey, it's tough getting up every day and going to work but you have to do it.
2012-09-30 09:08:18 AM  
So...to reduce the number of bank robberies, we simply have to make the process more stressful. Maybe a written exam...
2012-09-30 05:51:13 PM  

wingedkat: At least he found the strength to ask for help.

Seriously, yes. It doesn't matter what your problem is, it can be difficult to get help.

/i know you were being sarcastic
//but you're still correct
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