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2012-09-29 04:24:06 PM  
4 votes:
Finally, someone discovers the only acceptable way to drink Coors.
2012-09-29 04:40:16 PM  
3 votes:
I think the PLUG tag would have been appropriate here.
2012-09-29 04:29:34 PM  
2 votes:
How does this work, exactly? The article mentions a funnel, so is the person sitting there w/ butt in the air while someone else pours alcohol into the funnel? I mean WTF?? Who came up with this idea?

This kid shiat himself before having to be taken to the hospital. Does anybody really want to be That Guy? The guy who shiat himself at a party and then had to be taken to hospital. People will never forget that. Especially not the person who had to clean up said shiat. Good lawd. and in this case it appears to be part of a fraternity hazing ritual...really, it's not worth it man. Not. worth. it.
2012-09-29 04:24:08 PM  
2 votes:
"It's something that offers no advantages, while at the same time risking someone's life," he said.

The procedure bypasses the stomach, accelerating the absorption rate, Slovis said. Pouring the alcohol through a funnel can increase the amount of alcohol consumed because it's hard to gauge how much is going in."

Well obviously it does have SOME advantages, unless you are under the impression alcohol is for replenishing lost liquid and not for getting intoxicated.
2012-09-30 02:03:30 AM  
1 vote:

Rufus Lee King: Listen, I know that "gay" stuff is supposed to be praised high unto Heaven these days.

When it turns fatal, though...

Might want to examine things again.

For some reason I imagine fraternities to be very homophobic on the sober dawn of Sunday.
2012-09-29 09:08:33 PM  
1 vote:
Students walking across campus this week generally responded with sighs and eye rolls when asked about the allegations

...or anything else.
2012-09-29 05:47:17 PM  
1 vote:
Tennessee enema bandit?

Zappa approved!
2012-09-29 05:32:08 PM  
1 vote:
2012-09-29 05:17:53 PM  
1 vote:
Imagine my shock and surprise when a frat house in Tennessee is sticking hoses in each others asses.
2012-09-29 05:16:03 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-09-29 04:50:34 PM  
1 vote:

JRoo: Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop squirting brandy up my butt.

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2012-09-29 04:47:19 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-09-29 04:46:14 PM  
1 vote:

Nuclear Monk: The problem with butt chugging is that you eventually get the butt munchies.

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...and that's how you roast a turkey.
2012-09-29 04:40:42 PM  
1 vote:

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/I could drink that
2012-09-29 04:40:10 PM  
1 vote:
TFA: Police concluded otherwise from evidence they found at the frat house, including boxes of Franzia Sunset Blush wine.

it makes sense because you can just butt-chug a little bit and then put the box back in the freezer.
2012-09-29 04:39:43 PM  
1 vote:
Is there a single thing that frats do that isn't homoerotic?
2012-09-29 04:37:54 PM  
1 vote:
The problem with butt chugging is that you eventually get the butt munchies.
2012-09-29 04:36:32 PM  
1 vote:
Ahhh, Pikes. Seriously, are fraternities and sororities even relevant anymore? I mean I get professional and service frats, etc, but it seems like the "sodomize pledges and date rape people" ones have kind of jumped the shark a long time ago.
2012-09-29 04:31:52 PM  
1 vote:
I'm sure his name will never show up on the Google.
2012-09-29 04:26:04 PM  
1 vote:
TFA: "When you're dumping it into your rectum, often via a funnel, one or two ounces seems like such a minuscule amount," he said. Ingesting more can create unconsciousness quite quickly, he explained.

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Hey, I can't swallow that much booze!

Well, GOOD NEWS! It's a suppository!
2012-09-29 12:34:35 PM  
1 vote:
It would explain Budweiser.
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