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(Daily Mail)   Study reveals that how you like your eggs reveals your personality, though the one constant is that the chick you meet at the bar will always say she likes her eggs "unfertilized"   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2012-09-29 07:38:38 AM  
5 votes:

Ed Grubermann: How about if the thought of eating eggs makes you want to hurl? The only way I can stand eggs is scrambled and buried under a mountain of ketchup after being flat-broke and living off of nothing but Quaker Oats and sugar for a month.

According to the Daily Mail's rigorous scientific analysis, that means that you are a genocidal psychopath with horrid personal hygiene and tendencies toward animal necrophilia.

/stay away from my dog
2012-09-29 12:12:56 PM  
3 votes:

brantgoose: Oh yeah, the Scotch egg. There's an idea whose time has come.

Scotch Eggs are nature's perfect food. Great for picnics, quick lunches at the office, brown bagging it anywhere.

You've got to be careful when collecting them, though. Sunday mornings are best, when the Scots are sleeping off a bender and their nests are vulnerable.
2012-09-29 10:57:25 AM  
2 votes:
I actually overheard this from the next booth in a diner one morning, not long ago:

"I'd like to order your breakfast special, with two eggs any style"

"Yes, ma'am... and how would you like the eggs?"

2012-09-29 09:11:10 AM  
1 vote:
I like my eggs still inside the chicken. It makes for an exciting Sunday dinner.
2012-09-29 08:44:07 AM  
1 vote:

ChrisDe: That dress looks good on you, but you know where it would look better?

2012-09-29 08:25:55 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-09-29 07:42:31 AM  
1 vote:
What if you like them different ways on different days? If I have cheesy grits, I'll top 'em with a poached egg. Other times I will use leftover meat and veggies and make a breakfast scramble. Sometimes I'll make huevos rancheros. (Fried eggs in a cooked red salsa and corn tortillas). Does this mean I'm an outgoing but guarded sex fiend or that I just like variety in my egg bearing breakfast foods?
2012-09-29 07:25:29 AM  
1 vote:
I prefer the hot chick at the bar to have unfertilized eggs as well.
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