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(National Journal)   What your beer says about your politics: If you drink Heineken you tend to vote Democrat, if you drink Sam Adams you choose Republicans, if you drink Coors Light, you're retarded   ( hotlineoncall.nationaljournal.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Samuel Adams, Coors Light, Democrat Party, Heineken, Republican, Dos Equis, Jonathan Goldsmith, Franklin Delano Roosevelt  
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2012-09-29 12:22:38 AM  
3 votes:
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2012-09-28 05:03:38 PM  
3 votes:

Lsherm: I know people love to hate on cheap beer, but if you're going to spend a day in the hot drinking, a heavy beer isn't going to cut it. Sometimes you need the cheap shiat.

Drinking games also call for shiatty beer. For example, I'm going to drink nothing but PBR tallboys and shots of moonshine during the Presidential debates. Because there are some times in life where the only way to enjoy a shiatty situation is to make it worse.
2012-09-28 07:38:58 PM  
2 votes:
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"Barack Obama wants everybody in America to drink beer! WHAT A SNOB!"
2012-09-28 07:07:03 PM  
2 votes:

had98c: What if you don't drink beer at all?

You're dead to me.
2012-09-28 04:17:17 PM  
2 votes:
I drink Yuengling.

2012-09-29 12:36:41 AM  
1 vote:

LittleJoeSF: I drink Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Union made in the USA, by an American owned company.

What does that say about me?

You're probably a convicted felon and unable to vote.

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2012-09-28 11:24:30 PM  
1 vote:

LittleJoeSF: I drink Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Union made in the USA, by an American owned company.

What does that say about me?

That your are a true socialist and a traitor to this great nation
2012-09-28 09:13:12 PM  
1 vote:
Would think Arrogant Bastard would be appropriate for, say, all of 'em.

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/ so vote bastard.
2012-09-28 09:11:35 PM  
1 vote:
FTFH: if you drink Coors Light, you're retarded

In other words, you vote Republican?
2012-09-28 08:14:44 PM  
1 vote:

GanjSmokr: I did not see Coors Banquet on there at all... it's not an uncommon beer.... did I just miss it?

This being the politics tab, I think the correct response is:

2012-09-28 07:32:49 PM  
1 vote:
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It's the one beer to have when you're having more than one...
2012-09-28 07:25:24 PM  
1 vote:
I like most Sam Adams. I like Leinenkugels. I love Dragons Milk. And lots of smaller brewery beers. But I switched to tequila because I need to keep my girlish figure.
2012-09-28 07:22:09 PM  
1 vote:
I think I'm going to create an alt and call it "Sam Adams Democrat".
2012-09-28 07:08:02 PM  
1 vote:

rawbert7: What about micro-brew drinkers? What about them?

According to the chart, they're semi-reliably Democrats, and much more politically active than the Heineken drinkers.
2012-09-28 07:03:51 PM  
1 vote:

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2012-09-28 07:01:16 PM  
1 vote:
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/voting Traficant
2012-09-28 06:59:58 PM  
1 vote:
Sam Adams is pretty much my "go-to" beer, and there is no way in hell I'd choose a Republican for anything. Except, perhaps, first against the wall when the revolution comes.
2012-09-28 06:30:01 PM  
1 vote:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: I drink Yuengling.


Lyndon LaRouche.
2012-09-28 05:09:15 PM  
1 vote:
I drink straight vodka, Dan Akroyd's brand straight out of the skull shaped bottle and I'm voting Democrat.
2012-09-28 04:16:45 PM  
1 vote:
Mixing politics and booze.

that's always a good idea.
2012-09-28 04:15:02 PM  
1 vote:
Heineken is gross (sorry Drew) and Sam Adams is awesome. But I vote Democrat.
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