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(MSNBC)   102-year-old going back to college after being awarded scholarship, plans to drink herself stupid, nail as many frat boys as possible, correct the history professor every two minutes   ( divider line
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2012-09-28 10:41:02 AM  
3 votes:
Yeah, but will she end up butt-chugging box wine with from "friends" at a frat party?
2012-09-28 10:25:47 AM  
3 votes:
The freshmen 15 will probably kill her.
2012-09-28 04:55:46 PM  
1 vote:
Just in... she's been expelled from school after being caught butt-chugging.
2012-09-28 11:32:28 AM  
1 vote:

shazbotuh: Grew up on a dairy and potato....

Is this the secret to longevity?

You can count on it
2012-09-28 11:09:49 AM  
1 vote:
What a history professor who doesn't like being corrected every two minutes might look like:

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2012-09-28 10:55:49 AM  
1 vote:
FTA: "Dunning grew up on a dairy and potato west of Detroit"

/"When I was your age, we didn't have all these newfangled 'houses', We grew up on a potato and liked it!"
2012-09-28 10:36:21 AM  
1 vote:
correct the history professor every two minutes

Bravo, subby!
2012-09-28 10:35:59 AM  
1 vote:
That was an AWESOME and GREAT story... Until the part where she mentions how she's going to commute to Ann Arbor. My response was "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

I'm totally cool with her changing spark plugs and oil and going back to school, three things I'm not currently doing myself. But I really don't want her driving on the roads, okay? Is that too much to ask?
2012-09-28 10:28:31 AM  
1 vote:
Does she get to finish using the requirements in the catalog in effect at the time she enrolled?
Can one even find a shorthand course anymore?
2012-09-28 10:23:24 AM  
1 vote:
Great headline subby, I lol'd
2012-09-28 10:20:35 AM  
1 vote:

MFAWG: World War II did not work that way! Lulz

Oh, I just got the history joke in the headline. Sheesh.
2012-09-28 10:19:33 AM  
1 vote:
Sounds like a huge waste of a scholarship. This woman will never live long enough for her education to contribute back to society the value of the scholarship.
2012-09-28 10:14:58 AM  
1 vote:
Suddenly being a 39 year old back in school doesn't seem so bad.

/Actually it's pretty nice when the weather is warm and the girls are wearing tank tops
2012-09-28 10:14:54 AM  
1 vote:
Trust funder gets a scholarship?
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