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(CNBC)   How one alcoholic broker managed to gain control of 69% of the global oil market and spike the price, in just few late night hours of trading while drunk   ( divider line
    More: Scary, Financial Services Authority, electronic components  
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6299 clicks; posted to Business » on 28 Sep 2012 at 1:03 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-09-28 02:17:31 PM  
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Hydra: Heraclitus: THIS is why we should have a .5 cent tax on speculators.

No, it isn't. Not at all.

You two sound like characters in an ancient Greek epic.
2012-09-28 02:12:59 PM  
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Heraclitus: THIS is why we should have a .5 cent tax on speculators.

No, it isn't. Not at all.
2012-09-28 02:05:10 PM  
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This is why you don't play Oil Tycoon if you're really in the oil industry. Same goes for rollercoaster tycoon. The last thing we need is for some drunk ass to wake up and say, "Oh man, I killed so many kids on botched rides on the game last night!" Only to get a phone call to find out it wasn't a game.

/going back to feeding kids to the tigers in Zoo Tycoon
2012-09-28 01:52:44 PM  
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Was he butt-chugging?
2012-09-28 01:18:24 PM  
1 vote:
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