MaxxLarge: DNRTFA. But I'll bet I know what it says, at least in part.Prince is a Jehovah's witness now. So, he won't do songs like "Erotic City" or "Darling Nikki" anymore, since they conflict with his religion. So, for a guy that built most of his career on sex-injected funk/R&B, that doesn't leave much on the set list.On top of that, many many years' worth of acrobatic dance moves have left his joints in crap shape, with his hips in particular pretty shot, and badly in need of replacement. Ironic, that. But of course, since Jehovah's witnesses can't have blood transfusions, surgery is pretty much out.What I'm getting at here is that religion has ruined one more thing that used to be pretty awesome. And that sucks.
I May Be Crazy But...: doubled99: "I'm afaraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the plane."Man, the bouncers in here are tough!
uncleswifty: Why didn't they land in Denver or somewhere else and get him off the plane instead of going all the way to California?
zez: [www.istanbul.tc image 213x668]I KISS YOU !!!!!
KangTheMad: It's like a easier less personally fulfilling way of smashing his head into the window to knock him out.
Alonjar: LOL at the doctor just happening to have valium on him
Your Boss: They needed the extra 3 hours to let each passenger kick him in the nards (at least that what should have happened).
ImperialHazman: So, Ash was "unbelievably strong" huh? Hmmm...[i649.photobucket.com image 400x266]
Rapmaster2000: [fashionbombdaily.com image 419x315]
Diogenes: [cdn.breitbart.com image 474x356]Other sources claim he's a "model." Model asshole, maybe.
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