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(   Romney tells NBC Massachusetts health care law is proof of his compassion and empathy, just before giving a speech promising to repeal Obamacare. Subby just got whiplash   ( divider line
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2012-09-27 10:36:20 AM  
3 votes:
Romney: Here, I made a health insurance mandate. Millions are covered! What an achievement.
Obama: I made a mandate too.
Romney: What a terrible law. I am going to repeal it.
People: Romney has no empathy!
Romney: But my health insurance mandate covered millions! Nothing shows more empathy!
2012-09-27 11:04:31 AM  
2 votes:

phenn: sprawl15: quatchi: *hastily checks popcorn and sophisticated adult beverage stores*


These debates call for the grimiest of toilet wine.

Hubs and I are RON PAUL fans and likely Johnson voters. So, this debate will be simply entertainment to us.

Chugs for:

"American Exceptionalism"

We won't be chugging for Rmoney reversing himself on any particular issue, however. Not interested in alcohol poisoning.

Nightmare Mode:

Romey- "tax cuts," "apologize," and "Job Creators"
Obama - "uhhh...," "you know," and "folks"
2012-09-27 10:33:42 AM  
2 votes:

Diogenes: That's why I always use Schrödinger's Möbius brand neck braces.

2012-09-27 12:39:51 PM  
1 vote:
I've said this before, if the Narcissist-in-Chief had given Obamacare a more neutral name instead of naming it after himself, it wouldn't have such vehement opposition.
2012-09-27 12:14:07 PM  
1 vote:

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Mugato: What if such "charity" improves and strengthens the country as a whole? You know, having less people dying a slow twisting death in gutters or hospices. That's good for the nation, it's not just charity.

Giving a man dying in the gutters a sandwich is charity. Giving a million men dying in the gutters a sandwich is a statistic.

Pol Pot killed 1.7 million people. We can't even deal with that! You know, we think if somebody kills someone, that's murder, you go to prison. You kill 10 people, you go to Texas, they hit you with a brick, that's what they do. 20 people, you go to a hospital, they look through a small window at you forever. And over that, we can't deal with it, you know? Someone's killed 100,000 people. We're almost going, "Well done! You killed 100,000 people? You must get up very early in the morning. I can't even get down the gym! Your diary must look odd: "Get up in the morning, death, death, death, death, death, death, death - lunch- death, death, death -afternoon tea - death, death, death - quick shower..."
2012-09-27 10:44:39 AM  
1 vote:

sprawl15: These debates call for the grimiest of toilet wine.

Watching political debates on Thunderbird? You'd damage something, probably something important.
2012-09-27 10:41:33 AM  
1 vote:

Cythraul: sprawl15: quatchi: *hastily checks popcorn and sophisticated adult beverage stores*


These debates call for the grimiest of toilet wine.

Is Mountain Dew a sophisticated adult beverage?

Throw in some jolly ranchers for flavor and you've got yourself a party.
2012-09-27 10:35:51 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-09-27 10:35:21 AM  
1 vote:
So basically, whoever designed Rmoney-bot put a xor logic gate at the end of the output? that explains why everything he says is the exact opposite of the previous.
2012-09-27 10:31:28 AM  
1 vote:
I just got the bends.
2012-09-27 10:15:22 AM  
1 vote:
That's why I always use Schrödinger's brand neck braces.
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