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(10 News)   Items priced to move at yard sale. Old clothes: $1.00. Kid's bicycle: $5.00 Ex-wife: $10.50   ( 10news.com) divider line
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2012-09-26 01:08:41 PM  
Reminds me of one I saw around the corner from my parents house:

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2012-09-26 02:22:53 PM  
In before someone says "She looks like she has sharp knees. I don't want to get a paper cut on that.".
 
2012-09-26 02:23:32 PM  

minoridiot: Reminds me of one I saw around the corner from my parents house:

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That needs a got-damn flow chart. Made me LOL!
 
2012-09-26 02:23:47 PM  
Free cat?
 
2012-09-26 02:24:55 PM  
Negrosity?
 
2012-09-26 02:32:00 PM  
So, was this greenlit by a shameless modmin in the hopes of getting Farkers to post those skimpy and maybe NSFW bikini pics that we are not actually supposed to post on Fark? Because there is certainly nothing special, funny, spiffy, creative or anything else noteworthy about this sparsely written article.

/cunning plan, modmin
//cunning, indeed
 
2012-09-26 02:32:36 PM  
$10.50 for the ex? I got $9.25. How many batteries does it take?
 
2012-09-26 02:33:50 PM  
fark that shiat.
It's going cost him a lot more than $10.50 to get rid of the Ex-wife.
I would take the Ex-wife off his hand if he added 4 more 0's to that numbers.

\DNRTFA .
 
2012-09-26 02:34:57 PM  
I already have two and I never use them anymore, getting a third would be silly.
 
2012-09-26 02:35:03 PM  
Take my wife, please.

/really? you want me to pay for her?
 
2012-09-26 02:35:50 PM  
He didn't even say please!
 
2012-09-26 02:39:01 PM  
How many miles on 'er?
 
2012-09-26 02:39:13 PM  
The order of protection he needs from his ex-wife. Priceless.
 
2012-09-26 02:39:38 PM  
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No way that ex-wife is worth $10. Sure she racks a nice bikini but I can tell she's a talker. Even the mouth on her drawing is moving. 

$5 and I get the non motorized tie rack thrown in for free.
 
2012-09-26 02:42:03 PM  
Could I separate her genitals from her body and grind them into paté for a dinner party? I'm always down for vaginal scraps for the best guests. I kill rich c*nt.
 
2012-09-26 02:42:19 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: [media.10news.com image 640x480]

No way that ex-wife is worth $10. Sure she racks a nice bikini but I can tell she's a talker. Even the mouth on her drawing is moving. 

$5 and I get the non motorized tie rack thrown in for free.


don't forget to try the ORANGE DRINK for the long journey home.

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2012-09-26 02:43:31 PM  

WTF_Are_You_Looking_At: fark that shiat.
It's going cost him a lot more than $10.50 to get rid of the Ex-wife.
I would take the Ex-wife off his hand if he added 4 more 0's to that numbers.

\DNRTFA .


That's a weird request, but here you go: $ 000010.50
 
2012-09-26 02:46:51 PM  
Too much, I will pass.
 
2012-09-26 02:54:54 PM  
One wife for sale!

One wife for sale!

One crying and spying old wife for sale!

I'm really not kidding,

So who'll start the bidding?

Do I hear the dollar?

A nickel?

A penny?

Oh, isn't there, isn't there, isn't there any

One guy that will buy this old wife for sale,

This crying and spying old wife for sale?
 
2012-09-26 03:10:22 PM  
$10.50 says that pic is horribly inaccurate, and the ACTUAL ex-wife looks more like:

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2012-09-26 03:13:03 PM  
"Ex wife for sale or rent".

Ten dollars and fifty cents.

I'll throw in the pool and pets

And a carton of cigarettes.

She never pushed that broom

Had a little too much room.

She was, pretty mean by all means

Queen of the Street.
 
2012-09-26 03:13:22 PM  
This one never gets old!!
Must sell now
 
2012-09-26 03:16:54 PM  
Scavenged piece of cardboard: FREE.

Sharpie pen: 99 cents.

National publicity: PRICELESS.

That about get it?
 
2012-09-26 03:20:30 PM  
Some time ago, some woman in Florida (where else?) offered a nice 3 + 2 in a good neighborhood, tastefully rendered in Mediterranean stucco for $550 K---and agreed to marry whoever bought it.

40 years old, leggy blond; not too bad at all. I'da hit it. . . .


\\\ But not for $550 large.
 
2012-09-26 03:33:54 PM  

SirTanon: $10.50 says that pic is horribly inaccurate, and the ACTUAL ex-wife looks more like:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x420]


omg...how could you? i don't know whether to laugh, cry or blind myself. that's one i've never seen.
 
2012-09-26 03:40:50 PM  

SirTanon: $10.50 says that pic is horribly inaccurate, and the ACTUAL ex-wife looks more like:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x420]



dat doze asses!
 
2012-09-26 03:42:12 PM  

ChipNASA: minoridiot: Reminds me of one I saw around the corner from my parents house:

[i1165.photobucket.com image 720x474]

That needs a got-damn flow chart. Made me LOL!


I like "new updates,", not those old updates.
 
2012-09-26 03:56:13 PM  
If he can't move her in the yard sale, he can try dropping her off here
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2012-09-26 04:23:58 PM  
For $10.50 she better swallow.
 
2012-09-26 04:32:03 PM  
I would pay three times as much if you took my ex-wife away.
 
2012-09-26 04:35:48 PM  
I have been waiting to use this
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2012-09-26 05:12:44 PM  
when i pulled that stunt the charge was 'pimping'.
 
2012-09-26 05:12:56 PM  
Is it odd that I initially thought he would be selling an urn containing his ex?

I'd buy THAT for a dollar!
 
2012-09-26 05:22:59 PM  

croesius: Is it odd that I initially thought he would be selling an urn containing his ex?

I'd buy THAT for a dollar!


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2012-09-26 05:23:49 PM  
La Mesa is Spanish for A Monkey's Penis.
 
2012-09-26 05:34:09 PM  
I would not hit it, look how bendy that one arm is
 
2012-09-26 05:37:32 PM  
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2012-09-26 05:49:38 PM  
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Wonder if he wants to swap.
 
2012-09-26 06:54:41 PM  

MBooda: "Ex wife for sale or rent".

Ten dollars and fifty cents.

I'll throw in the pool and pets

And a carton of cigarettes.

She never pushed that broom

Had a little too much room.

She was, pretty mean by all means

Queen of the Street.


Just put her on a a dirt box car, midnight train, destination Bangor, Maine
 
2012-09-27 12:04:05 AM  

minoridiot: Reminds me of one I saw around the corner from my parents house:

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I love it. I know this may be one helluva stretch, but I'm guessing that's where Jimmy's sister lives.
 
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