dickfreckle: Oh look, a variation of this thread again (babies or fatties)/to be fair, I've been active in each of the 573 NFL refs threads, so maybe I should just STFU
FirstNationalBastard: dickfreckle: Oh look, a variation of this thread again (babies or fatties)/to be fair, I've been active in each of the 573 NFL refs threads, so maybe I should just STFUWould you have preferred Subby worked in a scab ref reference?"Airline to offer baby-free quiet zone on their flights. If it's anything like the zones monitored by NFL Scab refs, the babies will be flying the plane."
alienated: I was mostly kidding in my prev postage. I have flown since 6 months old and 44 years later, I still know how to behave on a plane.I blame the parents and cheap airfare for yelling children.
alienated: I was mostly kidding in my prev postage. I have flown since 6 months old and 44 years later, I still know how to behave on a plane.
demonwolf04: There's usually one who won't shut up for 5 or 10 minutes, but then they go to sleep or whatever
SevenizGud: It would be a lot less aggravating if the parents would make an attempt to settle their crotch-droppings down. I don't really blame the kids so much, especially the little teeny-tiny ones.But it makes me all stabby when there is a 8 year old kid shouting bloody murder on my flight from Oslo to Brisbane, and the mother is sitting there pretending to read a magazine, and pretending to not notice that a line has formed in the aisle with people bearing crowbars and brass knuckles...all because, hey, it doesn't bother her - she tuned her kid out years ago.Have some consideration for others, biatch. You are a loser for a reason.
gayb: our hell doesn't even end with the flight.
nytmare: demonwolf04: There's usually one who won't shut up for 5 or 10 minutes, but then they go to sleep or whateverHA HA HA if only. That's not how it works.
jjorsett: U-Hauls? What a stupid idea. Gliders. They were good enough for assault troops in dubya dubya two, and they're good enough for your squalling progeny.
akula: We fly back and forth to Orlando a couple times or so per year... so yeah, it's kind of ground zero for flying with young kids on the plane.Honestly, they've yet to be a real issue- the flights are about 2.5 hours or so, and only a couple times can I think of a kid that was screaming and even then it didn't last long. I put my headphones on, dial up a little music, and it's easy enough to just ignore it.I'm sure that it can be a real problem on occasion, but the biggest pain in the ass I've ever dealt with wasn't a kid, it was a dipshiat who didn't understand "guy in the middle seat gets both armrests." Dude was a farkwit.
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