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(SeattlePI)   Attempted burglar found asleep on floor after being unable to find bed that was "just right"   ( seattlepi.com) divider line
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2012-09-25 04:19:41 AM  
But what of the porridge?
2012-09-25 07:44:52 AM  
Ate so much he drowsed off.
2012-09-25 08:27:17 AM  
Meth is a hell of a drug
2012-09-25 08:30:07 AM  
Were turds burgled?
2012-09-25 09:06:15 AM  
"...who had in his pockets small electronic devices..."

1. Plant Annoy-o-tron in house
2. Fall asleep on floor
2. ???
3. Profit!!!

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2012-09-25 09:13:23 AM  
Arg. Posted "2." twice.

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2012-09-25 09:45:07 AM  
I hope he was wearing his little knit cap and black turtleneck. Otherwise, how did they know he was a burglar?
2012-09-25 02:22:49 PM  
This is a weak article about an epic crime fail. The guy also took two craps on the woman's kitchen floor and was wearing pantyhose with his pants off when arrested. Link has details and mugshot goodness.
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