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(Stuff.co.nz)   McDonald's store manager's handbook, page 6: If you punch out a customer, immediately mop up any spilled blood   ( stuff.co.nz) divider line
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1086 clicks; posted to Business » on 25 Sep 2012 at 4:21 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-09-25 06:57:26 AM  
Well, he shouldn't have entered the roped-off area.
2012-09-25 08:38:15 AM  
You mean "Immediately get one of the flunkeys to mop up any spilled blood"
2012-09-25 10:16:12 AM  
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2012-09-25 10:32:10 AM  
"The manager told the victim to leave the restricted area and escorted him upstairs, but within seconds of being removed the victim returned to the area"

Nothing the victim did justifies what the manager did, but still, I wonder why the victim was so intent on sitting in that area to start with.
2012-09-25 11:45:46 AM  
Victim sounds drunk. Probably called manager a bad word.
2012-09-25 12:23:41 PM  
another overworked stressed out Mcdonalds manager loses his cool. hard to imagine. besides, customers can be real Turds when they get pickles on their burger and they asked for no pickles. i mean, can you imagine such a travesty?? pickles when you didn't want them?
2012-09-25 12:25:13 PM  
plenty of good people hang out at mcdonalds at 3 A.M. that dude was doped up in all probability. the manager should be gratefull that the guy didn't spray his groceries all over the counter.
2012-09-25 12:39:14 PM  
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2012-09-25 12:49:35 PM  

gonzojohn: Victim sounds drunk. Probably called manager a bad word.

Victim is a McDonald's customer. He doesn't need to be drunk in order to act like a maroon.
2012-09-25 01:55:34 PM  
Does anyone ever assault without the intent to injure? What would that even look like, the initiation of an unwanted pillow fight?
2012-09-25 08:37:34 PM  
Holy crap! Sounds like the manager's wife must have been withholding sex... for a long while.
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