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(Yahoo)   Natalie Portman finds a way to be even hotter   ( divider line
    More: Cool, Natalie Portman, Robert Pattinson, Benjamin Millepied, dumb blondes, Big Sur, vendettas, Walt Disney Concert Hall, shaven head  
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2012-09-25 08:41:59 AM  
3 votes:

jiaxiaobo: Jaws_Victim: She looks good no matter what she's in.

This. She would look more beautiful bald without make-up in a utilitarian jumpsuit than any woman I've seen in real life.

So... If she co-stars in a remake of THX 1138 we should expect to hear about your tragic self-immolation by friction burns?

quantum_csc: I like her with pink hair

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Lazytown got kinda raw in that last season, did it?
2012-09-24 09:20:17 PM  
2 votes:

TommyymmoT: How did she get so shiny?

Pattinson bit her.
2012-09-24 09:02:46 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-09-24 08:41:42 PM  
2 votes:
Ugh, just look at those sharp knees. She is well below my standards.

That said, I would kill every one of you for a chance to give her the most disappointing and confusing 45 seconds of her life.
2012-09-25 08:10:49 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-09-25 03:43:40 AM  
1 vote:

Fark Me To Tears: So, does the carpet match the drapes... or are we going with bare floors these days?

I believe there would be hard wood involved, regardless...
2012-09-24 09:54:00 PM  
1 vote:
She should go full Persis Khambatta.
2012-09-24 08:44:22 PM  
1 vote:
I don't see the words "lesbian orgy" anywhere on that page.
2012-09-24 08:44:07 PM  
1 vote:
How did she get so shiny?
2012-09-24 08:41:55 PM  
1 vote:
FTFA: "For the 2004 movie "Closer," she donned a blond, blunt cut wig for her role as stripper."

I can't be the only Farker that read that wrong...
2012-09-24 08:35:07 PM  
1 vote:
She brought back the moustache? 

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2012-09-24 08:32:39 PM  
1 vote:
This has more curves

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2012-09-24 08:27:59 PM  
1 vote:
Is it just me or is Robert Pattinson's head farking enormous?
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