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22369 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Sep 2012 at 3:16 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-09-24 03:34:35 PM  
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Tom Cullen loved apples too...

M-O-O-N spells apple!
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2012-09-24 05:53:55 PM  
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Came for this. Leaving satisfied.
2012-09-24 04:52:47 PM  
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This thread is now about Applejack
2012-09-24 04:49:39 PM  
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Hey guys what's going on in this thread.
2012-09-24 04:13:36 PM  
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BumpInTheNight: I bet Samsungs never made anyone physically ill.

Their child slaves just get beaten, not sickened.
2012-09-24 03:35:56 PM  
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Lee said the apples did not come from the school's cafeteria. Lee said he did not know how many students ate the apples.

Sounds like they need to talk to someone besides Lee.
2012-09-24 03:31:25 PM  
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2012-09-24 03:25:12 PM  
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PainInTheASP: Probably swallowed some apple seeds...them things are loaded with toxins.

/If you ever swallow the seeds, smoke some cigarettes...the smoke will suffocate the bacteria in your stomach.

Wouldn't you have to swallow the smoke as the idea of smoking is associated with breathing? I mean, I've never heard of anyone dying of stomach cancer from smoking.

/i've never been wrong
//i have been mistaken
2012-09-24 02:27:59 PM  
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2012-09-24 02:05:38 PM  
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2012-09-24 01:55:15 PM  
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Their bodies are probably in shock having been exposed to real natural fiber and fructose for the first time.
Also, I think I was 4 when I learned my lesson about eating too many green apples.
Kids these days.
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