xl5150: This is national news?
PainInTheASP: Probably swallowed some apple seeds...them things are loaded with toxins./If you ever swallow the seeds, smoke some cigarettes...the smoke will suffocate the bacteria in your stomach.
Old_Chief_Scott: xl5150: This is national news?No, it's news in Southeast Washington. Now it's on Fark so it's not news. Catch up for Christ's sake.
Cadderpidder: PainInTheASP: Probably swallowed some apple seeds...them things are loaded with toxins./If you ever swallow the seeds, smoke some cigarettes...the smoke will suffocate the bacteria in your stomach.Wouldn't you have to swallow the smoke as the idea of smoking is associated with breathing? I mean, I've never heard of anyone dying of stomach cancer from smoking./i've never been wrong//i have been mistaken
BumpInTheNight: I bet Samsungs never made anyone physically ill.
One Bad Apple: Hey guys what's going on in this thread.
real_headhoncho: [i.qkme.me image 600x600]This thread is now about Applejack
real_headhoncho: This thread is now about Applejack
LordOfThePings: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 700x396]Do Not Want
Surool: One Bad Apple: Hey guys what's going on in this thread.One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch, girl
Knight without armor: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x276]
Uchiha_Cycliste: apples?[images.wikia.com image 400x366]
Clemkadidlefark: I know kids today are dumber'n a sack of mallets but .... were they served road apples?[www.toddicus.com image 500x375]
gerbilpox: [i.imgur.com image 673x1024]/thx, Cyno01
Dr. Manhattan: Headline: "Three Ballou High School students sickened by apples"Body: "But city officials said the cause of the ailments remains under investigation, and that "apples have not been identified as the source of the illness.""Journalism is hard work.
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