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(WWE)   Will John Cena's shoulder surgery leave him with only four moves of doom? Is Vince starting his own inept scab ref controversy angle? Will Michael Cole revert to his heel persona when interviewing Jerry Lawler? It's WWE Monday Night Raw, 8 PM on USA   ( wwe.com) divider line
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2012-09-24 09:41:21 PM  
2 votes:
If they could swing it, now would be a nice time for Punk to attack Lawler.
2012-09-24 09:06:52 PM  
2 votes:

silgryphon: Just ask ECW guys about Heyman

Okay. I could use a trip to Target, anyway.
2012-09-24 07:14:45 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-09-25 03:24:40 PM  
1 vote:
So this is the party line:

Monday's Raw concluded with WWE Champion CM Punk encountering Mick Foley backstage and giving him a kick to the gut in response to a disappointed glare. Moments later, Punk stopped dead in his tracks upon seeing Ryback staring him down. The segment was also notable for the lack of crowd reaction to Ryback in the segment. According to fans in attendance, the segment was not shown to the live crowd as the Titantron screen was dark.

BAH GAWD KING, throw some money at the Undertaker
2012-09-25 02:43:13 PM  
1 vote:

FirstNationalBastard: MagSeven: Oh! And what the fark was it when Cena just passed the hot black girl in the front row a farking LEAD PIPE!! Here ya go! Promise you won't whack anyone with this during the dark match mmmkay?

If she was a fat chick, he would have used it to signal to the security guys which one he wanted taken to the back for him.

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2012-09-25 01:54:25 PM  
1 vote:

MagSeven: Oh! And what the fark was it when Cena just passed the hot black girl in the front row a farking LEAD PIPE!! Here ya go! Promise you won't whack anyone with this during the dark match mmmkay?

If she was a fat chick, he would have used it to signal to the security guys which one he wanted taken to the back for him.
2012-09-25 01:22:41 PM  
1 vote:

"HAHAHA Ha... wait.... wait... wait (inhale) it ended how again Monsoon?"

"HA.. OHHOHOHAHA... it... ended.... with... Ryback..."


2012-09-25 12:56:29 AM  
1 vote:
Posted this in the MNF threads but it belongs here too - Link
2012-09-24 11:11:44 PM  
1 vote:

Igor Jakovsky: Ryberg, what are you doing here?


Out for a month with sinus surgery...
2012-09-24 11:07:38 PM  
1 vote:

Moodybastard: Foley transforms in to Ryback when he's angry!!!!

He's like Jamie Madrox from X-Factor... you kick Mick Foley, and a Ryberg pops out.
2012-09-24 11:07:33 PM  
1 vote:
Oh Jeebus. They're gonna feed Punk to Ryberg?
2012-09-24 11:06:53 PM  
1 vote:
Ryback reveal....and the crowd is completely silent.
2012-09-24 11:06:52 PM  
1 vote:

Motherf*cking RYBERG ends the show???
2012-09-24 11:06:48 PM  
1 vote:
2012-09-24 11:06:45 PM  
1 vote:

2012-09-24 11:05:07 PM  
1 vote:

you are a puppet: In Rod we Trust

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2012-09-24 11:02:16 PM  
1 vote:

The_Y2P_Problem: Grand_Moff_Joseph: TheManofPA: John Cena is Obama and Punk is Mitt Romney?

ok, if that's the case:

Does Punk think it is a good idea to open the windows on a plane at 40,000 feet?

Trick question: CM Punk has his own coach. He can open the window whenever he wants.

lol. But, did you catch the reference from today's news? :D
2012-09-24 10:56:54 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-09-24 10:52:53 PM  
1 vote:

2012-09-24 10:50:58 PM  
1 vote:

irishman4: I'm alright with the Sheamus comparisons.

Now, how does this work, am I supposed to do anything?

Just wear the belt proudly, fella.
2012-09-24 10:50:40 PM  
1 vote:

irishman4: I'm alright with the Sheamus comparisons.

Now, how does this work, am I supposed to do anything?

Find a belt and photoshop something on it. A Pony, a lime, whatever.
2012-09-24 10:49:16 PM  
1 vote:
The Diva's storyline is so bad. How none of you marks know what's going to happen makes me laugh.

We're all going to find out that the person with the blond hair that hit Kaitlyn from behind was COOHHH and the reason that the film is too grainy to decipher who it was is because the scene was filmed by M. Night Shyamalan. COOHHH and his new director pal will use smoke and mirrors to confuse the Diva's so COOHHH can become INTERGENDER DIVA"S CHAMPION.

And before all you IWC keyboard commanders whine and biatch that none of this makes sense I'm gonna drop a NEW YORK CITY KNOWLEDGE BOMB ON YA!!! The "M" in M. Night Shyamalan stands for "Monday". Thats right MONDAY NIGHT SHYAMALAN which will replace the title of Monday Night Raw. Now here's the twist. THE DIVA"S CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE WAS DEAD ALL ALONG AND HALEY JOEL OSMENT WAS THE ONLY LIVING SOUL WHO COULD ENJOY A DIVA'S MATCH!

/former WCW Champion up in this biatch
2012-09-24 10:47:35 PM  
1 vote:
SCREW YOU! I don't need your Gredunza... I'm a proud part of the lineage of this prestigious title! I don't need your Gredunza! 

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2012-09-24 10:43:30 PM  
1 vote:
2012-09-24 10:43:15 PM  
1 vote:
the only way this match could suck more is if Show runs in
2012-09-24 10:43:07 PM  
1 vote:
2012-09-24 10:41:11 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-09-24 10:39:14 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-09-24 10:38:50 PM  
1 vote:
Did Cole finally shave off that bitty soul patch? Nope, it's still there.
2012-09-24 10:36:49 PM  
1 vote:

TheManofPA: Earguy: Second try at the gredunza

1004th post. You can however post a relevant big breasted woman until then

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2012-09-24 10:35:50 PM  
1 vote:

Earguy: Oh, duh, it's not gredunza time yet.

Your failure is complete.
2012-09-24 10:35:26 PM  
1 vote:

robsul82: Wigs do not exist in the WWE UniverseTM.

...only for Kane.
2012-09-24 10:34:48 PM  
1 vote:
a blonde?

2012-09-24 10:34:36 PM  
1 vote:
Kelly Kelly did it?
2012-09-24 10:34:31 PM  
1 vote:

robsul82: Beth didn't lose...? Que?

2012-09-24 10:30:58 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-09-24 10:07:13 PM  
1 vote:

silgryphon: ewww Sin Cara has nasty acne on his back

Roid Cara has no time to explain himself!
2012-09-24 10:04:22 PM  
1 vote:

Owangotang: "Mysterio is like a blue blur in there...because he's wearing blue this week."

'89 WCW J.R. ain't here no' more, folks. He's not even STONE COLD STONE COLD, BAH GAWD STONE COLD anymore.

Quit grading him on a Bell's curve
2012-09-24 10:01:44 PM  
1 vote:
Yeah, I know a bunch of people of who latch onto appendages and utilize them. They're called whores.
2012-09-24 10:00:26 PM  
1 vote:
You put the lime in the botch-a-lot
2012-09-24 09:59:31 PM  
1 vote:
Im Chris Angel, and look, I tried makin a joke on dem twitters. Look at me! I am not nearly as creative as the Farkers!
2012-09-24 09:59:25 PM  
1 vote:
Less Criss Angel, more Kirk Angel

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2012-09-24 09:57:57 PM  
1 vote:
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Six Man Tag Team Champions
2012-09-24 09:57:53 PM  
1 vote:

lucasorvis: Quick, someone mention Sin Cara botching! *rolls eyes*

Quick! Someone come in and thread shiat!

Oh, you just did..
2012-09-24 09:54:39 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-09-24 09:53:13 PM  
1 vote:
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Botchin' time.
2012-09-24 09:47:09 PM  
1 vote:

clintster: akuma976: After watching the Sinister trailer I got to thinking.......

Wouldn't these ghosts stuck in tapes and reels eventually just go away? I mean I havent owned a VHS in years..

Yep. At some point it'll be about as threatening as a ghost stuck in an Edison cylinder.

Now hows about a ghost that friends you on a social media site and then haunts all the Pics you post?

"Trick or Tweet" coming Halloween 2013
2012-09-24 09:46:11 PM  
1 vote:
Still waiting for my Long Live the King shirt, Rise Above Carcinogens wristbands, and Blue Blazer cape to arrive in the mail...
2012-09-24 09:43:09 PM  
1 vote:
You were in Aruba, and made sure to get the parental permission forms to take their daughter out of the U.S.
2012-09-24 09:42:04 PM  
1 vote:
The heart attack seems to have made him as orange as classic Hulk Hogan.
2012-09-24 09:34:36 PM  
1 vote:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: silgryphon: JuicePats: I'm claiming the "first FWC member to post in the Raw thread while attending Raw" belt

Pmoney already beat you to that one

Yep, he was first. DougieAXP was first to be seen on TV, I believe.

PistolGripPump must be recognized as the one who got actual signs on TV.
2012-09-24 09:27:20 PM  
1 vote:

falcon176: somebody post the No Sell Cancer Cena pic


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2012-09-24 09:23:30 PM  
1 vote:
I would have been more impressed with a Perfect Plex than Ryberg goose stepping like a fruit.
2012-09-24 09:22:32 PM  
1 vote:
I think that one girl in the first row almost spazzed.
2012-09-24 09:20:20 PM  
1 vote:

ThatGuyGreg: If Miz gets squashed, imma has a sad.

How you will feel in mere minutes:

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/Ryback is like the clitoris! No one has yet been able to unlock the combination of how to defeat it!
2012-09-24 09:18:45 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-09-24 09:09:56 PM  
1 vote:
Belt botch? pass me another beer.
2012-09-24 09:01:50 PM  
1 vote:

TheManofPA: balls in

Sounds painful.
2012-09-24 08:53:59 PM  
1 vote:

The_Y2P_Problem: ShiningWizard: TheManofPA: The production value in this sketch is greater than the movie with Kane's 3 foot penis

Guess I am finally gonna give into the blue humor from last week...

So who wins in a steel cage match fellas? The Clenis vs. Kane's 3 footer

/already sorry I asked

The Clenis. The Clenis is real and it is horrifying not just because of its appearance, but because of what it is attached to. The 3 footer only lives in Vince's mind, which means the 3 Footer isn't anywhere close to the most disturbing thing kicking around in there.

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2012-09-24 08:45:47 PM  
1 vote:
This isn't Kane. This is Gerald.
2012-09-24 08:45:42 PM  
1 vote:
Uh oh... I see Daniel trying to pay with fiat currency and ruining everything.
2012-09-24 08:45:11 PM  
1 vote:
Flo Kane would like to take your order.
2012-09-24 08:42:48 PM  
1 vote:
Just here to post this...

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2012-09-24 08:40:48 PM  
1 vote:

you are a puppet: silgryphon: So who comes first Cena or Lawler

In Japan, men come first, women come second.

Or sometimes not at all.

/yeah, baby!
2012-09-24 08:39:38 PM  
1 vote:

silgryphon: So who comes first Cena or Lawler

If there's a fat chick, Cena. Young'un, Lawler.
2012-09-24 08:37:18 PM  
1 vote:
shiat, Cena had elbow surgery?

Eh, elbow, shoulder, he'll still no-sell it.
2012-09-24 08:36:32 PM  
1 vote:

my lip balm addiction: FirstNationalBastard: 2 Broke Girls...

Are Kat Dennings' boobs enough to drag one through the 22 minutes of lame comedy?

They are fat boobs, not nice boobs, so "no".

technically, all boobs are fat.

/real ones, of course.
2012-09-24 08:34:59 PM  
1 vote:

my lip balm addiction: ShiningWizard: Moodybastard: TheManofPA: Ok, part of me wants to see Kofi spill Troof's soda followed by Troof going heel and nuts about it like Punk once did.

I was waiting for that to happen...

Or Truth get occupied with lil jimme while Kofi looses the match...and then Kofi going heel on Truth.


Something tells me Kofi would rock in heel mode

He could play up the African angle and come out in combat boots and a camo jacket with an AK-47 and a bunch of ammo, smoking a cigar. Maybe get the PTPers to be his minions - the WWE needs some cliques and a black clique led by Colonel Kofi could be a winner.

Colonel Kofi DeBeers.

Some Von Erich is getting their foot pulled off.
2012-09-24 08:19:16 PM  
1 vote:

He is still on the payroll
2012-09-24 08:19:09 PM  
1 vote:
Hey, it's scab black ref.
2012-09-24 08:19:06 PM  
1 vote:
Is that scab black ref?
2012-09-24 08:13:24 PM  
1 vote:

ThatGuyGreg: I'd call that 1-900 WWF number to hear those messages...

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Mean Gene's got the scoop!
2012-09-24 08:10:33 PM  
1 vote:

Owangotang: Replacement refs? This is happening? WHAT...IN THE BLUE HELL

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2012-09-24 08:07:10 PM  
1 vote:
Okay, so here's where we drive the point home to even the densest mark...
2012-09-24 08:06:35 PM  
1 vote:

falcon176: so I think this guy is a wrestler who was called up to fill Lawler's role after the heart attack

Well, 14-year-olds aren't going to ogle themselves.
2012-09-24 08:04:43 PM  
1 vote:
2012-09-24 08:03:29 PM  
1 vote:
Oh, look, it's inept scab referee!

Wonder where they got the idea for this angle?
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