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(NBC News)   Doctors warn that trampolines are no place for children, should only be used by well-trained, large breasted, scantily clad women   ( vitals.nbcnews.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Carolyn Prouty, American Academy in Berlin, University of Pittsburgh Medical Center, multiple users, Morgan Hill, injury prevention  
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2012-09-24 07:24:18 AM  
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Oh damn, y'all! I came in here to actually post a serious comment about kids and trampolines. Who the hell is going to read it sandwiched in here amongst all the boobies??

*sigh* Anyway...

Trampolines are excellent exercise for this generation of kids who need it now more than ever. Teach them to use it safely and let them use it. Or, you could continue to wrap them in bubble-wrap and end up with fat, uncoordinated teens who can't walk and talk on the phone without falling down..

There. Now continue the boobs.
2012-09-24 08:55:05 AM  
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/trampoline was the best part of gym class
2012-09-24 06:20:05 PM  
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2012-09-24 10:34:03 AM  
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2012-09-24 10:29:15 AM  
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If I wanted to jump on a trampoline, I'd jump on a trampoline with her instead of a ten year old.
2012-09-24 09:29:09 AM  
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This thread has potential.

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2012-09-24 09:11:38 AM  
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And stray foxes.

Ever notice how animals are smarter at using a trampoline than people? They bounce once and then wait before jumping again, instead of going higher and higher until they are out of control.
2012-09-24 08:58:27 AM  
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FTA: Prouty will never forget the day, eight years ago, she saw her 8-year-old daughter Destini bounce off the backyard trampoline and land hard on her head and neck.

BLECH - if you name you child "Destini" you deserve to have them paralyzed from the neck down.
2012-09-24 05:36:16 AM  
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2012-09-24 05:04:20 AM  
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