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(ESPN)   Who will win the Chefs vs. Aints failure bowl? Can the Cardinals take out the dirty birds? Is Jay Cutler going to get all emo again? Are the scab refs going to continue to derp? It's NFL Week 3, games begin at 1 PM Eastern on CBS and Fox   (scores.espn.go.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Aints, Cardinals, CBS, Mike Tirico, Jon Gruden  
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2012-09-23 2:04:37 PM  
45-yard Chiefs FGA is good.

10-6 New Orleans, 4:41 2nd
 
2012-09-23 2:04:39 PM  
And you too, Lofton.
 
2012-09-23 2:04:47 PM  
That Sabol ad...sniff. Fark cancer.
 
2012-09-23 2:05:13 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Dallas has as many penalties as they do points.

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THE GHOST OF FLOZELL ADAMS!!!
 
2012-09-23 2:05:27 PM  
Another FG for the Lions.
 
2012-09-23 2:05:35 PM  
This just in: Santonio Holmes is a useless sack o' crap.
 
2012-09-23 2:05:42 PM  
I'm surprised that the NFL hasn't sent a memo to the networks to tell their broadcast guys to stop making fun of the scab refs.
 
2012-09-23 2:05:48 PM  

robsul82: 45-yard Chiefs FGA is good.

10-6 New Orleans, 4:41 2nd


For some reason I'm about 30 seconds behind you.
 
2012-09-23 2:05:58 PM  
Haha, Detroit had to take a FG again. 17-9 Tenn.
 
2012-09-23 2:06:09 PM  

bionicjoe: Awwwww....
Nice Steve Sabol tribute commercial, NFL.

Now I has a sad.
*tear*


I think the NFL tribute folks learned from Pixar how to make grown men cry.

*sniff*
 
2012-09-23 2:06:19 PM  
Weeden's on the board!
 
2012-09-23 2:06:20 PM  
Weeden pick
 
2012-09-23 2:06:27 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Music City Miracle Redux


That's a lateral! O.O
 
2012-09-23 2:06:27 PM  
Weedenception!

Pending a flag.
 
2012-09-23 2:06:35 PM  

eddievercetti: That Sabol ad...sniff. Fark cancer.


Yeah that was a very nice tribute.
 
2012-09-23 2:06:37 PM  
That Levi's commercial was a certified late-term abortion
 
2012-09-23 2:06:42 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Music City Miracle Redux



bhbhhahhahahahahahahahhaahaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaahah!!!! ! !

that is TITS.

TITS, I say!
 
2012-09-23 2:06:42 PM  
And it is now official: The NFLPA has asked the NFL to end the lockout of the regular officials.
 
2012-09-23 2:06:46 PM  
Cleveland's official theme song is the price is right sad trombone sound effect.
 
2012-09-23 2:06:47 PM  

MBTAhole: I'm surprised that the NFL hasn't sent a memo to the networks to tell their broadcast guys to stop making fun of the scab refs.


DARTH GOODELL ORDERS TO STOP MAKING FUN OF OUR REFS WHO ARE REALLY JUNIOR HIGH JANITORS!
 
2012-09-23 2:07:05 PM  
Is Sanchez injured or something? He's making Peyton Manning look like Peyton Manning. Just no power at all.
 
2012-09-23 2:07:11 PM  

MBTAhole: I'm surprised that the NFL hasn't sent a memo to the networks to tell their broadcast guys to stop making fun of the scab refs.


I'm surprised ESPN wasn't shut down after the comments by Mike Tirico and Steve Young Monday night.
 
2012-09-23 2:07:12 PM  
TEBOW FIRST DOWN!

Perhaps the only Jets highlight I'll see today if this keeps up.
 
2012-09-23 2:07:13 PM  
Saints to their 20.
 
2012-09-23 2:07:20 PM  

Dinobot: Weeden pick


Saved by the refs, "Firfely" still cancelled.
 
2012-09-23 2:07:23 PM  
Oh shiat, fake punt to tim tebow!
 
2012-09-23 2:07:30 PM  
Okay, I'm going to be unusually optimistic about this drive. Saints TD this drive, calling it.
 
2012-09-23 2:07:37 PM  
"Mark Sanchez really misses his tight end Dustin Keller".

Mark Sanchez really misses everyone. By about 15 feet.

/I'll be here all day
//Try the smoked salmon, the veal is a bit gamey
 
2012-09-23 2:07:44 PM  
Jets send Tim Tebow out to run a fake punt.

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I don't care that it worked.
 
2012-09-23 2:08:14 PM  

ClavellBCMI: And it is now official: The NFLPA has asked the NFL to end the lockout of the regular officials.


Goodell just fined James Harrison for that request
 
2012-09-23 2:08:17 PM  

rickythepenguin: UNC_Samurai: Music City Miracle Redux


bhbhhahhahahahahahahahhaahaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaahah!!!! ! !

that is TITS.

TITS, I say!


It was about 4 yards back too, so no gnashing of teeth about it being a forward lateral this time.
 
2012-09-23 2:08:19 PM  
First down Timmy Tinkerbell on some devious trickery
 
2012-09-23 2:08:25 PM  
TTTTTTEEEEEEEBBBBOOOOWWWW!!!!
 
2012-09-23 2:08:31 PM  

MBTAhole: I'm surprised that the NFL hasn't sent a memo to the networks to tell their broadcast guys to stop making fun of the scab refs.


I bet the networks sent the NFL a memo to stop charging them so much for a second rate product.
 
2012-09-23 2:08:42 PM  
Tebow is the only weapon the Jets have
 
2012-09-23 2:08:45 PM  

yookaloco: TEBOW FIRST DOWN!

Perhaps the only Jets highlight I'll see today if this keeps up.


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2012-09-23 2:08:48 PM  
Cat Scratch FG

Nugent makes it 17-7 Bengals
 
2012-09-23 2:08:51 PM  

RminusQ: Jets send Tim Tebow out to run a fake punt.

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I don't care that it worked.


Bonus points for referencing the best (1) actor and (2) show that no one talks about.
 
2012-09-23 2:09:00 PM  
ESPN Stats & Info @ESPNStatsInfo

The 23-yard rushing TD by Christian Ponder is the longest rush TD the 49ers have allowed since Week 5 in 2010 (LeSean McCoy, 29 yards)

/goddamn
 
2012-09-23 2:09:14 PM  
During the first drive, the announcers said, "Whenever Tebow is on the field, it draws so much attention."

YEAH, 'CAUSE YOU NEVER SHUT THE JESUS UP ABOUT IT.
 
2012-09-23 2:09:18 PM  
Where's the Tebow Time pic?
 
2012-09-23 2:09:30 PM  

davidphogan: MBTAhole: I'm surprised that the NFL hasn't sent a memo to the networks to tell their broadcast guys to stop making fun of the scab refs.

I bet the networks sent the NFL a memo to stop charging them so much for a second rate product.


Seriously. Ace point.
 
2012-09-23 2:09:33 PM  
Hey look, a Mario Williams sack!
 
2012-09-23 2:10:01 PM  
Come on Vikes, hold 'em to a FG
 
2012-09-23 2:10:09 PM  
IT'S A ME! SUPER MARIO SACK!
 
2012-09-23 2:10:14 PM  
TIMMYSPRINKLES
 
2012-09-23 2:10:23 PM  

Scruffinator: Another FG for the Lions.


I genuinely want you guys to win. You farking deserve it after the ridicule of the past 1,432 years. Remember, I'm a lifelong Saints fan, so I know a thing or two about being a laughing stock. Hell, I'm a laughing stock right now. Stafford is a beast when he wants to be.

Imma let you finish but SPROLES FOR 9 YARDS
 
2012-09-23 2:11:02 PM  

Lost Thought 00: Tebow is the only weapon the Jets have


So....4 or 5 hours of Tebow analysis on ESPN tomorrow?
 
2012-09-23 2:11:03 PM  
This is the official box score of that bizarre play in Chicago:

2-10-STL30 (:27) (Shotgun) J.Cutler pass short left intended for B.Marshall INTERCEPTED by C.Finnegan at SL 22. C.Finnegan to CHI 45 for 33 yards (J.Cutler). FUMBLES (J.Cutler), RECOVERED by CHI-D.Hester at CHI 43. D.Hester to SL 26 for 31 yards (J.Laurinaitis). The Replay Assistant challenged the runner was down by contact ruling, and the play was REVERSED. (Shotgun) J.Cutler pass short left intended for B.Marshall INTERCEPTED by C.Finnegan at SL 22. C.Finnegan to CHI 46 for 32 yards (J.Cutler).

And here is the play in all its Yackety Sax-enhanced glory
 
2012-09-23 2:11:08 PM  
That... that was.... unfarkingbelievable.
 
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