FlashHarry: these people are farking crazy. i mean deranged. clinically. they need help.
BronyMedic: gameshowhost: Can we go *one* day w/o a major GOP official/representative saying something completely idiotic?JUST ONE GODDAMNED DAY IS ALL I'M ASKINGThat depends. Do you have a magic time machine that can go back to the 1800s when it was the party of Lincoln?
RexTalionis: Guess that makes him a US Citizen now, right?
malone: Mixolydian Master: lantawa: mcwehrle:/because seriously, if someone is blowing off that movie as though it's irrelevant....they need more/less/better drugs than I can offer......can you tell me more? I always felt he was not really being honest about his father. I mean..did he think this wouldn't be figured out? Let me know what you know. Get ahopld of me at Jesus_was_an_extra-terrestrial[[nospam-﹫-backwards] image 7x13]liamg[* image 7x13]comLet's blow this door off the hinges. I'm sick of the Fark hatersFrom what I see, as a close non-american observer of the complex and delicate series of pas de deux and arabesques that make up US politics, it's pretty clear that Obama is an artificial element - a foreign body, if you like - brutally inserted into the US political corpus in an act of legitimate spiritual rape by unspecified enemies of liberty and G-d with the resources to genetically engineer and indoctrinate an uber-socialist, the pinnacle of Marxist technology and the most leftist Bolshevik in history. This guy puts European socialists like Sarkozi and Cameron in the shade!It's hard to believe that America has enemies but they're out there - and it seems that that have the reach and resources to obtain the DNA of dangerous historic Commies like Lenin, Stalin,Eisenhower, Guevara and Hitler.And they're probably darkies.
lantawa: mcwehrle:/because seriously, if someone is blowing off that movie as though it's irrelevant....they need more/less/better drugs than I can offer......
The Green Manalishi: Secede. Do it.
12349876: fatassbastard: FTFA: The film's website does not list any upcoming screenings, but, according to the conspiracy site WND, Gilbert has said millions of copies were being sent to households in swing states this year.Do it. Spread your psychosis far and wide for all to see. Please.Where it suffered the same fate as many AOL disks.
farkityfarker: I verified that it is factual, all of it.Gonna need a little more detail than that.
Coco LaFemme: BronyMedic: gameshowhost: Can we go *one* day w/o a major GOP official/representative saying something completely idiotic?JUST ONE GODDAMNED DAY IS ALL I'M ASKINGThat depends. Do you have a magic time machine that can go back to the 1800s when it was the party of Lincoln?I'd love to get a time machine, find Lincoln, bring him to the present and show him just monumentally important the Emancipation Proclamation really was. You know, drive him to the White House, usher him into the Oval Office and say, "See that nice looking gentleman behind the desk? Because of you, that man is President of the United States. Thank you."Then I'd take him down to the Capitol and have him personally kick in the yambags of every single "Republican" in Congress. Just on sheer principle.
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Further proof that neanderthals never went extinct
If you like these links, you'll love
The next best thing to UltraFark
Sign up for the Fark NotNewsletter!
Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.
When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.
Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.
You need to create an account to submit links or post comments.
Click here to submit a link.
Also on Fark
Submit a Link »
Copyright © 1999 - 2018 Fark, Inc | Last updated: May 27 2018 14:43:28
Runtime: 0.266 sec (266 ms)