stpauler: How can movies that are so filled with action be so boring?
ignatius_crumbcake: stpauler: How can movies that are so filled with action be so boring?They chose the screenwriter for the first three Transformers movies in a Funyuns contest.
paswa17: Time for Mad Libs, all you Farkers:1) Known movie director2) Movie franchise associated with answer #13) Consumer product__________ will choose his/her ________ movie assistant from a __________ contest.Winner sends their headline to The Onion.
wookiemonster: The real prize is the $400,000 to $1,000,000 Grand Prize if your commercial is voted up to number one on the Super Bowl ads. You also get $25,000 just for making it to the finals, and up to $50,000 in travel expenses if Bay wants to shoot T4 in the Maldives.From what I can see in the rules they're going to have two Grand Prize winnersThe odds for this contest are some of the best for any contest running: Around 5,000 to 1 at a chance to win a Million. If you've got a funny idea for a Superbowl Doritos ad, and can put together something that looks professional, you simply can't get better odds.
paswa17: __________ will choose his/her ________ movie assistant from a __________ contest.
ExperianScaresCthulhu: It's never quality.It's only who has the best social media.
bdub77: Why would anyone want to win a "prize" of working for Michael Bay?
thecpt: ExperianScaresCthulhu: It's never quality.It's only who has the best social media.Except those were my favorite commercials that year. Pretty sure they won those contests on merit. Other contests, yeah popularity contest. Film contests, notsomuch
Timmy the Tumor: That's what the second-place winner gets. The grand prize winner DOESN'T have to work with Bay.
bdub77: Why would anyone want to win a "prize" of working for Michael Bay?Hey guys, I have this new contest, whoever wins will be treated like sh*t on the set of my new movie! Better news, if you're a hot woman I'll probably rape you!Male or female, you'll probably feel like taking a cold shower when it's all over.
MrEricSir: bdub77: Why would anyone want to win a "prize" of working for Michael Bay?To undermine him at every turn and try to stop the movie from being produced?
Subdue their bellies: He should call it "TransFOURmers" since it's the fourth one.Get it? Four.
CygnusDarius: Synopsis of a Michael Bay film1.- Dramatic entrance2.- Explosions3.- Five-minute long scene of the US flag4.- Tits!5.- More explosions6.- Inane dialogue with the main character about America!7.- Explosions and here comes the villain8.- Another five-minute scene of the US flag, this time is slightly charred, and the main character is present9.- More tits10.- Explosions11.- Final boss fight, with explosions12.- Dramatic ending with explosions, tits and the American flag!.
Tigersmind: Can I Enter NOT To Win?
Clutch2013: ignatius_crumbcake: stpauler: How can movies that are so filled with action be so boring?They chose the screenwriter for the first three Transformers movies in a Funyuns contest.I don't even think Revenge of the Fallen had a script. There was probably a rough outline and then Bay started wingin' it after the Writer's Strike kicked into high gear.
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