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(CNN)   CNN lists top BBQ joints in the country. The majority in Texas? Check. None in any other southern states? Check. List on the left, whinin' on the right, y'all   ( eatocracy.cnn.com) divider line
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2012-09-21 12:59:11 PM  
2 votes:

2KanZam: I have had great BBQ in:

-North Carolina
-South Carolina
-West Virginia
-hell even California

But every frickin' time I go to Texas I try to find decent bbq. Every Frickin time it sucks...I don't get it. I literally can rarely finish it (which I love to eat and hate to waste food)

So yes Texas Barbeque sucks.

*checks profile*

Ahhhh, WV.

You get a pass on this one. It is my understanding that the taste buds on most West Virginas haven't evolved past Opossum, Rat, Racoon, etc due to the limitations of the gene pool.
2012-09-21 12:48:25 PM  
2 votes:

clintster: FTFA: Hill Country Barbecue - New York City and Washington, DC


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2012-09-21 11:50:04 AM  
2 votes:
My ex-girlfriend tried to make ribs in the crock pot. I'm not sure if I broke up with her more because of that or the cheating.
2012-09-21 08:40:50 PM  
1 vote:
2012-09-21 03:56:22 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-09-21 01:39:11 PM  
1 vote:

JackieRabbit: Want good BBQ? Follow the Colored Peoples. They always know the best BBQ around and they usually make it.

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/Blue is a color
2012-09-21 01:35:49 PM  
1 vote:

RDixon: Ya'll, along with CNN are wrong.

The best BBQ in the universe is what I make from a secret recipe.

The secret is Jack Daniels.

Well sure, once you're drunk enough, you'll think anything tastes good.
2012-09-21 12:53:01 PM  
1 vote:
The best BBQ I've ever had was this BBQ rib sandwich they do at my local McDonald's. They only bring it out for a few weeks out of the year, because the cooking of it would overwhelm them on an everyday basis, but dang it is worth it.
2012-09-21 12:51:52 PM  
1 vote:

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2012-09-21 12:14:00 PM  
1 vote:
cooldudestuff.comView Full Size

/not the bbq, but hot
2012-09-21 12:08:04 PM  
1 vote:

Civil_War2_Time: USCLaw2010: No matter how much Texans want beef to be BBQ, it never will be.

No native Texans think beef is BBQ.

Both of you are terribly, terribly wrong, God have mercy on your misguided souls.
2012-09-21 12:02:25 PM  
1 vote:
THIS is how you do BBQ *PROPERLY*
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2012-09-21 11:56:05 AM  
1 vote:

born_yesterday: Does anyone else like to eat their fill their bathtub with pulled pork bbq and eat it while sitting naked in aforementioned tub?


Next time, I'll wright it in Engrish.
2012-09-21 11:55:28 AM  
1 vote:
Does anyone else like to eat their fill their bathtub with pulled pork bbq and eat it while sitting naked in aforementioned tub?

2012-09-21 11:54:25 AM  
1 vote:
The place in which I am from and have lived most of my life has a far superior style of seasoning and cooking meat slowly than all other places. Everyone who lives there says so.
2012-09-21 11:53:49 AM  
1 vote:
hmm.. this is the second 'best bbq' article in a week.

this one's even less reliable.
2012-09-21 09:38:49 AM  
1 vote:
BBQ food porn thread

Barfmaker: I haven't had BBQ much but when I have it's always doused in so much sauce that I can't taste anything else. Is it supposed to be this way?

Hell no. That means they're covering up their mistakes(too burnt, not juicy, not from Texas, etc)
2012-09-21 09:04:40 AM  
1 vote:
The best BBQ is from North Carolina.

No, I don't care if your opinion is contrary to mine. You are wrong.

You.. are... wrong.
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