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(Pravda)   Lady Gaga is a bouncing demon who promotes new human race, Illuminati, one brain, one sex, one dollar   ( english.pravda.ru) divider line
    More: Obvious, Lady Gaga, illuminati, Robert Reich, satanism, political agenda, Da Vinci Code  
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2288 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 21 Sep 2012 at 10:06 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-09-21 09:38:54 AM  
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These are Quinn's remains. He had many brushes with death, and now he sits atop Lady Gaga's keyboard at the show I went to. While I was there, there was this unfortunate black man who put his head in a golf ball dimpler. I heard he put a Best Buy manager through a store wall because he was offered a warranty on a cordless phone. At the time, I was working for the US Mint, so I was getting a kick out of these replies. Because some Farkers will believe anything they hear.
2012-09-21 10:00:25 AM  
That's a whole lot o' crazy shoved into one article.
2012-09-21 10:08:02 AM  
What about bad things she promotes?
2012-09-21 10:20:16 AM  

LewDux: What about bad things she promotes?

LIke her music?

I keed...I keed........as much as it's not something I would or do listen to I have to admit that she can write a catchy hook.
2012-09-21 10:39:00 AM  
Alright.... which one of you Farkers wrote this?
2012-09-21 10:41:19 AM  
I only care enough to
2012-09-21 11:24:31 AM  
I never thought I'd live long enough to see something printed in "Pravda" that could also be posted on FreeRepublic.com, and totally fit in....
2012-09-21 11:28:48 AM  
To be honest, the recent photos revealed of her do not represent the stereotype of an Illuminati symbol of evolution into the next wave of human existence as the Aryan superman. They tend to frown on cellulite.
2012-09-21 11:54:39 AM  
+1 on the headline subby!

/All I hear
2012-09-21 12:04:38 PM  
That writing style was fantastically Lovecraftian!
2012-09-21 12:09:59 PM  
That article made me give birth to space vagina made of caverns and welts.
2012-09-21 12:35:49 PM  
I enjoyed this article
2012-09-21 04:51:43 PM  
One heart
One soul
One true religion
Gimme Gimme Gimme ONE VISION
2012-09-21 06:24:59 PM  
I still haven't gotten over Madonna's Satanic half-time show, now this??
2012-09-21 06:59:32 PM  
TLDNR, but seeing as that this was in Pravda I bet it was chock full 'o craziness.

I have to wonder is Russian's regard that paper as real news or something more akin to the Globe or Weekly World News (the magazine racks at the grocery store checkout miss you WWN!)
2012-09-21 08:16:53 PM  
There's a guy on youtube with a whole channel devoted to this stuff. 100% high grade crazy.
2012-09-21 09:02:38 PM  
Mainstream artists are putting Illuminati symbols in their videos and lyrics just to mess with people at this point.
2012-09-21 09:14:18 PM  
That was one of the more sensible stories for Pravda.
2012-09-21 10:27:17 PM  
Jesus, what deluded ramblings this fevered brow contains.
2012-09-22 08:04:43 AM  
Fark you, Pravda. The Illuminati wouldn't touch Gaga with a ten foot pole, figuratively or literally.
2012-09-22 10:15:32 AM  
2012-09-22 02:38:32 PM  


Your educated stupid brain doesn't know four different corner harmonic days in single rotation of squared equator and cubed earth!
2012-09-22 04:52:29 PM  
what's an illuminati
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