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(TMZ)   Kato Kaelin ignores the 15 minute rule, admits OJ Simpson really did it   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, O.J. Simpson, Kato Kaelin, Nicole Brown, Ron Goldman, wheel spats, guesthouses  
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22104 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Sep 2012 at 9:27 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-09-20 09:40:15 PM  
6 votes:
That hurts my feelings. i really thought he would like my gum-flavored coffee innovation. Man, you try to make some people's lives a little brighter and that's the thanks you get.
2012-09-20 10:47:24 PM  
4 votes:
OJ has a new website
2012-09-20 09:52:22 PM  
3 votes:
If Kanye killed Kim, the circle would be complete and almost poetic.
2012-09-20 09:50:26 PM  
3 votes:
Jesus H. Christ, those bastards threw gum in his coffee.
2012-09-20 11:28:51 PM  
2 votes:
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Not now Cato you fool
2012-09-20 10:52:51 PM  
2 votes:
2012-09-20 09:32:22 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-09-20 09:31:44 PM  
2 votes:
"People hated me. I've been spat upon. They threw gum in my coffee."

That's an oddly specific thing to do to some stranger you hate
2012-09-21 12:21:53 AM  
1 vote:

redly1: Mugato: If the Kardashians are going to get famous of of OJ's double murder, why shouldn't Kato?

what...what? is that how we wound up with those twats? SEND OJ TO JAIL!!!!

The Kardashian's dad, Robert Kardashian (RIP), was buds with OJ and was his big-shot defense attorney during the trial. There were even rumors recently that OJ is Khloe Kardashian's real biological father, although I think those may have been debunked.

/I hate that I know that second part
2012-09-20 10:13:00 PM  
1 vote:

Insatiable Jesus: proteus_b: wow, here's a guy with real credibility

More credibility than the rotting piece of goldbricking shiat named Goldman.


Yay OJ

I live with my mom
2012-09-20 09:58:32 PM  
1 vote:
I rather we talk about this guy.

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2012-09-20 09:50:00 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-09-20 09:42:43 PM  
1 vote:

Mugato: If the Kardashians are going to get famous of of OJ's double murder, why shouldn't Kato?

Over in two.
2012-09-20 09:40:25 PM  
1 vote:

Runs_With_Scissors_: No. No, he didn't

From TMZ:

UPDATE: 12:58 PM PT -- We just spoke to Kato in Beverly Hills, and he insists he NEVER did an interview saying OJ murdered his wife. He says he has no idea where the quotes came from, adding, "I would never say something like this."

Kato Kaelin just told TMZ ... he NEVER told the New York Post that he knows OJ Simpson murdered his wife or that he's only coming forward now because the statute of limitations on perjury has run.

Kato says he was shocked when he read the report which quoted him as saying, "The statute of limitations has now passed ... so I can now say ... yes, he did it."

Kato tells TMZ ... he never said any of those things to reporter Cindy Adams or anyone else.

Kato says he has expressed his opinion over the years ... that he THINKS Simpson killed Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman ... but tells us, "I have no first hand knowledge."

You mean the NY Post printed something that was bullshiat? Shocking.
2012-09-20 09:18:09 PM  
1 vote:
In other news,Kato Kaelin is still alive and ready to testify all over again....
2012-09-20 09:08:17 PM  
1 vote:
If the Kardashians are going to get famous of of OJ's double murder, why shouldn't Kato?
2012-09-20 09:01:30 PM  
1 vote:
That jury would've never found him guilty, even if there was video evidence of him doing it.
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