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(Daily Star)   Monica Lewinsky: Bill Clinton wanted three-way sex   ( divider line
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14334 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Sep 2012 at 12:52 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-09-20 01:20:33 AM  
7 votes:
Can't imagine what Romney is into..

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2012-09-19 10:32:33 PM  
7 votes:
So... he's a dude.
2012-09-19 10:29:57 PM  
7 votes:
Well, to be fair, she does equal two people herself...
2012-09-20 02:57:05 AM  
5 votes:
try to remember, when your wife says, "it's your birthday and I'd like to give you a 3 way.... do you like any of my friends".... never give her two names.
2012-09-19 11:14:55 PM  
5 votes:
Two words: budget surplus.

I think he deserved that three way.
2012-09-19 10:39:08 PM  
5 votes:
Election cancelled. Mitt Romney automatically president.
2012-09-20 01:38:36 AM  
4 votes:
Think how different history would have been? 

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2012-09-20 01:28:06 AM  
4 votes:
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That's right ladies... it's like a baguette!
2012-09-19 10:57:11 PM  
4 votes:
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2012-09-19 10:44:18 PM  
4 votes:
Sorry you lost the job at the 711. I'm sure Sonic is hiring.
2012-09-19 10:38:55 PM  
4 votes:
She's going to have to get more specific then that.


It is Bill after all.
2012-09-20 04:21:52 AM  
3 votes:

boozehat: try to remember, when your wife says, "it's your birthday and I'd like to give you a 3 way.... do you like any of my friends".... never give her two names.

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2012-09-20 12:59:30 AM  
3 votes:

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2012-09-20 12:20:06 AM  
3 votes:
Bill Clinton wanted a three way. I guess after running a surplus in a time of relative peace, one does tend to have a bit more free time.
2012-09-19 11:13:27 PM  
3 votes:

dr_blasto: [ image 240x288]

What does John Candy have to do with this?
2012-09-19 10:41:30 PM  
3 votes:
Is this supposed to surprise me?

Okay, actually it does. I'm surprised he didn't ask for a four-way with one of them wearing a prosthetic third breast.
2012-09-20 03:23:45 AM  
2 votes:
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2012-09-20 01:44:56 AM  
2 votes:

SquiggsIN: Every person should have a 3-some at least once. Sadly, the ones most opposed to it are probably the ones most in need of it! In a word, threesomes are awesome. I don't give a shiat what the rest of you judgmental assholes think about it either!

Every man needs the opportunity to disappoint 2 women instead of just one.
2012-09-20 01:26:35 AM  
2 votes:
uh, didn't we cover this material back when the whole scandal broke the first time? the whole, "Bill will fark anything with two legs and a vagina ... and the two legs are optional."?
2012-09-20 01:25:38 AM  
2 votes:
You mean to tell me THIS is all the Republicans had up their sleeve when they said there was going to be a big October Surprise?

// massive fail
2012-09-20 01:05:48 AM  
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2012-09-20 01:04:57 AM  
2 votes:
In totally unrelated news, Bill Clinton has a penis, and a pulse.
2012-09-20 12:44:53 AM  
2 votes:
That's not going to make him less popular, Monica.
2012-09-20 12:17:46 AM  
2 votes:
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"Even if that were true-and I'm not saying it is-would y'all really care?"
2012-09-19 10:50:43 PM  
2 votes:
Don't most men?
2012-09-20 07:27:58 AM  
1 vote:

FunkOut: Three way is old news. Roundabout sex, how that's what's popular these days.

Yes is lousy sex music.
2012-09-20 06:53:36 AM  
1 vote:
Bill was married to Hillary. that's a free pass to use your penis at will.
2012-09-20 03:29:46 AM  
1 vote:
Huh, somebody can't pay the rent.
2012-09-20 03:16:34 AM  
1 vote:

davidphogan: Wanebo: She's going to have to get more specific then that.


It is Bill after all.

MgoreF? Tell me that man wouldn't Gore some Bush.

I imagine he would have put it in her lockbox.
2012-09-20 02:40:47 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-09-20 01:31:05 AM  
1 vote:

My ugly boyfriend has only one thing going for him - he's rich.
He's not charming or much cop in bed. He farts in public, picks his nose and treats other people like rubbish.
Then there's the sex. He's about as gentle and caring as a rhino.
His idea of foreplay involves grabbing my boobs, pulling my pants down and growling: "How do you fancy a bit of this?" I've never had an orgasm with him and don't know how I stop myself from gagging.
Two months ago he asked me to marry him.
Not in any kind of romantic way you understand. He simply texted me: "If you wanna get hitched, give my secretary a date."
Whoever said that the age of romance was dead?
I haven't even got a ring yet. He says that he'll "get round to it" when a mate who owes him a favour gets back from Eastern Europe.
I suppose, if we married, that I could always take a couple of lovers on the side. With all my new wealth, I could have a toyboy or two on tap.
Rich women do, don't they?
His lovemaking skills may be crap, but his bank account is certainly bulging and he has more money than he can ever spend.
2012-09-20 01:28:38 AM  
1 vote:

shiat man! warn us before you spring that!

/if Bill had given Linda a little on the side, the story would've never come to light.
2012-09-20 01:27:55 AM  
1 vote:
Can someone please tell me what the farking point of being the president is if you can't nail chubby interns? And I sure as hell wouldn't have stopped at no goddamned blowjob. It's the farking oval office, man. HIT. THAT. shiat.
2012-09-20 01:21:06 AM  
1 vote:

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2012-09-20 01:18:06 AM  
1 vote:

Click for tits!
2012-09-20 01:05:49 AM  
1 vote:

I'M hooked on secret sex with my married lover.
I'm a successful, attractive woman and I know that I should be strong enough to say no to him.
But he only has to text me the word "come" and I'm in my car speeding to our favourite hotel.
The sex with him is just so damn hot. We're really into sex toys and bondage. I know there's no future in it because he's told me he'll never leave his wife, but no-one else compares. I've tried ignoring his texts but I can't.
I've been out on dates with younger, fitter guys, but they've all bored me.
Every day I tell myself that I have to get a grip and dump him but I'm too weak.
I know that when I'm naked and I'm in his arms, I'll enjoy the best orgasms ever.
I've been around the block a few times and I've had other lovers... I know what's what.
2012-09-20 01:03:35 AM  
1 vote:
Obvious tag on break?
2012-09-20 01:03:09 AM  
1 vote:

Wanebo: Sorry. I don't think so. Your argument that her publication is tardy (heh heh) is valid, but the American public will still put this tome on the top of the bestseller list for a week or two.

We're tardy like that too.

I've only read one book by a former mistress, but it was a doozy - quite a game-changer in the JFK narrative, if you believe any of it:
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Came out last year, but don't think it's been widely read.
2012-09-20 01:01:55 AM  
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2012-09-20 12:59:53 AM  
1 vote:
I'm pretty sure every guy floats that idea to see if he'll get a nibble.
2012-09-20 12:59:27 AM  
1 vote:
"Hey Monica, wanna see the Eiffel tower?"
2012-09-20 12:58:18 AM  
1 vote:
Yeah, and so do most least a FMF. Not so much on the unholy trinity.

/Would probably hit Monica
//Has done much worse
///Not proud of it, but honest
2012-09-20 12:58:15 AM  
1 vote:
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MY new boyfriend is only interested in one thing - sex.

I fancied him for ages before he finally asked me out. I lusted after him in pubs and sometimes followed him home from work.

I let it be known (through my mates and his) that I'd be willing to do anything to keep him happy.

Now that we're a couple, it's all a bit of a disappointment because this guy is completely one dimensional.

He rings me about three times a day at work but all he wants to do is talk dirty.

I have to leave my desk, go out into the car park and say the most disgusting things to keep him satisfied. If I try to tell him about my work or my problems or family, he simply switches off.
We never go anywhere as a couple. He won't make plans or tell me anything about his life.
We've only been together for three months but we're already in a sex rut.
He comes over every night (sometimes after he's been to the pub with his brother).
I'm lucky if he brings a kebab or some chips with him.
2012-09-20 12:22:34 AM  
1 vote:
Probably with her and Al Gore.
2012-09-20 12:06:27 AM  
1 vote:
If I'm elected President, i'm gonna be chasing tail all the time. I'll bang chicks in every room of the White House. shiat, I'll nail two co-eds in the Situation Room. How hot would that be?
2012-09-19 10:46:49 PM  
1 vote:
This is a really weird story, not because of its content, but because of its context.

Lewinsky was a story for a few months more than a decade ago. If she really wanted to write a "tell all" book, the time to do that was 1997 or 1998, when it was still news. Coughing up a story about blue dress smeg-lady now is roughly equivalent to writing an opinion piece about Hypercolor T-shirts or Nirvana. Seriously, write a critique of Titanic or ST:TNG or In Living Color or something. Nobody cares. Yesterday's news is today's fish wrap. It's over, go away, you're too late to cash in on your 15 minutes of fame.
2012-09-19 10:37:20 PM  
1 vote:
If I was with her I think my desire to add another person would probably increase too...
2012-09-19 10:32:29 PM  
1 vote:
So, he didn't like you that much then?
2012-09-19 10:31:47 PM  
1 vote:
YOu're about 15 years to late to sell that story hon.
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