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(TMZ)   Woman lived in Bam Margera's backyard tree house for weeks before breaking into his home while nude and waking him up by masturbating. She sounds schlick   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Bam Margera, Fast Eddie  
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12064 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 19 Sep 2012 at 2:08 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-09-19 04:25:07 PM  
2 votes:
I'm more surprised he didn't use his tree house for weeks.
2012-09-19 02:19:01 PM  
2 votes:
So why isn't she identified? If it were a guy they would've had his name all over the article. Is the new rule that the woman can't be identified regardless if she's the victim or perpetrator? Without a name I can't find a picture, and without a picture how do I know if she's guilty or not?
2012-09-20 02:29:23 PM  
1 vote:

tailormadebassist: Met Bam about a year ago. He seems pretty genuinely nice. My band was a playing a festival that he was hosting and when I went to meet him, he seemed very interested to talk. Even got an 8 year old girl that REALLY REALLY wanted to meet him backstage just so she could get a picture taken with him and get him to sign a couple things. I would say "I don't see what all the hate is about" but yeah, he's famous and rich and you're not.

I admire anyone who's figured out a way to make it without working some ridiculous job like I've got.
2012-09-20 02:12:33 AM  
1 vote:
Even if it were a fat ugly girl, i still think that would be an awesome thing to walk in on in my house.

What a conversation piece.
2012-09-19 06:48:33 PM  
1 vote:
I thought Bam Margera died recently. I guess not.
2012-09-19 06:32:58 PM  
1 vote:
I can not pass judgement until I see a picture of the suspect.
2012-09-19 05:58:35 PM  
1 vote:
Hey, that prank was about 10x funnier than 80% of their own stunts.

And is anyone else pissed that the article pictured the "victim", the treehouse (thanks for that! Didn't know what a treehouse was), and... pic of the woman? That is some shameful effin' reporting there. Lazy, Simpsonesque reporting.
2012-09-19 05:26:28 PM  
1 vote:
You'd think he'd be into it.
2012-09-19 03:50:46 PM  
1 vote:
Man that guy is lucky. I mean that's probably my ultimate fantasy. Doubt it'll ever happen but I keep wishing. And maybe someday I'll have a treehouse like that.
2012-09-19 03:16:14 PM  
1 vote:

DeltaPunch: I HATE HATE HATE when that happens! You wake up, stumble into the kitchen to make a some coffee and BAM!- trip over some girl just blastin' away at her clit, right on your living room floor, like she owns the place. I've tried all kinds of traps and sprays, but nothing works... they just keep coming back.

Peta makes a nice trap for that.

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2012-09-19 03:02:19 PM  
1 vote:

nomorelurking: not to threadjack, but, for threadjacking purposes why hasn't Lindsay Lohans latest parole violation made it to fark yet? Team Lohan?

That's easy: Amanda Bynes is Fark's Pariah Of The Week,effectively stealing Lohan's thunder.
2012-09-19 02:54:31 PM  
1 vote:
not to threadjack, but, for threadjacking purposes why hasn't Lindsay Lohans latest parole violation made it to fark yet? Team Lohan?
2012-09-19 02:40:51 PM  
1 vote:
so was she hot or what?

details, people!
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