A long, long time agoI can still rememberHow the trollers used to make me smileAnd I knew if I had to boastThat I could try to get BoobiesAnd maybe I'd be happy for a whileBut moderators made me shiverWith every minus they'd deliverDoS scripts couldn't stop itThey scored them all "Offtopic"I know that it's cheap crack they smokeAnd meta-moderation's brokeAt first I thought it was a jokeThe day that trolltalk died-- Chorus --Bye, bye, MEEPTy, OOG, and Grits guyDrove the Cruiser like some loser who starts posts with a *sigh*Those Steve Woston posts that we all knew were a lieWonder what became of girls petrified?What became of girls petrified?--Did you write a bunch of Perl?And did it make you want to hurlFeces at the Wall?Can you believe these lame-ass polls?Do you post big stretched-out assholes?Can you make the goatse.cx link not show?Well I know you think that Siggy suckedWill the real Bruce Perens please stand up?The bots don't have a clue.Man, I dig those trolls from Shoe!I was a rabid Free Speech advocateWith a Red Hat T-shirt and a Free Beer gutBought my Sony laptop working Pizza HutThe day that trolltalk died-- Chorus --It's been two years since the IPOAnd LNUX sinks to all-time lowsBut that's not how it used to beWhen Spiral showed how it was doneTrolling as Jon EriksonWho worked for NPO TechnologiesOh and while they tried to filter postsSomebody rooted Slashdot's host"Crack Slashdot? That's absurd!"Better go change your passwordWhile JonKatz wrote a Hellmouth bookBy using posts he simply tookAnd we flamed him till he was cookedThe day that trolltalk diedAnd we were singin....-- Chorus --10 grams. Inchfan. Didn't log out. GoddamnThe mods will find the sid real soon, manYou can't hide if you aren't ACYour bud (George here) tried BSDA dead Streetlawyer's tips were freeAnd WIPO helped letsriot turn Nazi70 made his percents upWhile 80md warned "liberals suck"The moon does not existIt's just a liberal mythOh and as Taco tried to take a napWe forced him to invoke biatchslapsDo you recall the flood of crapThe day that trolltalk died?We started singin....-- Chorus --Oh and then we were wearing out "All your base"And started posting monospaceThe better for our penis birdsSo come on, be a zealot, be a dickYou don't think Anne Marie's a chick?Because lying's all we do about HURDSo go and push for BSDAnd say GPL isn't freeSlow down, cowboy! The limitIs one post every minuteNow tell the right wing facist slimeInfringing on Your Rights OnlineThat they can't censor all the timeThe day that trolltalk died-- Chorus --I met a troll they called The RevAnd asked him if CD BREAK HEADHe said, "That's old. Get over it."And with all the courage I could muster"Imagine what a Beowulf cluster...."But it wasn't worth the trouble to submitThe karma caps are just plain jiveAnd everyone's moved to K5The steelcage has grown rustedAnd Geekizoid is bustedThe three sites I don't see for weeksSegfault, kernel, Comp-u-geekCode is not art. This ain't FreshmeatThe day that trolltalk died
MithrandirBooga: Happy Hours: Slashdot used to be cool.I really do like their moderation system, but if I had mod points, I'd vote this shiat down.Their moderation system is crap. It allows one of the worst cases of groupthink to flounder on the net. Any single comment pointing out how their article bashing MS might not be entirely true gets you downmodded into oblivion, then trolls follow every single post you make for weeks afterwards and spitefully downmod those too. Those people are animals who have pushed all the sane commenters away a long time ago.
Vegan Meat Popsicle: The day that trolltalk died
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RexTalionis: Oh, meh. Dice is going to cock it up.
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