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(Beaver County Times)   The vicious scourge of Tebowing takes yet another life   ( timesonline.com) divider line
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Englebert Slaptyback
2012-09-18 02:11:56 PM  
Billy Blanks, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
 
Orgasmatron138
2012-09-18 02:13:01 PM  
Someone took the Tosh.0 bit a little too seriously.
 
J. Frank Parnell
2012-09-18 02:13:26 PM  
Troopers found McCosby's body about 6:45 a.m. Thursday in his vehicle, which was parked in the Hell's Hollow lot, along Shaffer Road in Slippery Rock Township.

He really thought this through.

/10.0 for creativity
 
i.r.id10t
2012-09-18 02:17:45 PM  
Matthew 6:5


/ not a fan of the folk who pick and choose which parts of whatever book/scroll/tablet they follow
 
Anal Tobacco Furnace
2012-09-18 02:18:23 PM  
Oh long Johnson!
 
fawlty
2012-09-18 02:22:37 PM  

i.r.id10t: Matthew 6:5


/ not a fan of the folk who pick and choose which parts of whatever book/scroll/tablet they follow


nice point. never really thought about that scripture in the Tebow context, but is seems particularly apt.
 
duffblue
2012-09-18 02:23:56 PM  
Why do people hate Tebow so much? Because he has a different world view than you?
 
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom
2012-09-18 02:24:01 PM  

i.r.id10t: Matthew 6:5


/ not a fan of the folk who pick and choose which parts of whatever book/scroll/tablet they follow


So you demonstrate that by picking/choosing one Bible verse out of thousands?
 
Headso
2012-09-18 02:28:10 PM  
Hell's Hollow lot, along Shaffer Road in Slippery Rock Township

Just throw in a headless horseman and you've got yourself and old timey ghost story...
 
nytmare
2012-09-18 02:29:26 PM  

duffblue: Why do people hate Tebow so much? Because he has a different world view than you?


How can you be so obtuse?
 
Fark Rye For Many Whores
2012-09-18 02:32:05 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: i.r.id10t: Matthew 6:5

/ not a fan of the folk who pick and choose which parts of whatever book/scroll/tablet they follow

So you demonstrate that by picking/choosing one Bible verse out of thousands?


Did Jesus say to pray publicly and make a show of it? Can't say I remember the bible perfectly so I may be wrong here...
 
uncleacid [TotalFark]
2012-09-18 02:34:39 PM  
At least this guy can hit a target.
 
The Slush
2012-09-18 02:35:43 PM  
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i.r.id10t
2012-09-18 02:39:02 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: i.r.id10t: Matthew 6:5


/ not a fan of the folk who pick and choose which parts of whatever book/scroll/tablet they follow

So you demonstrate that by picking/choosing one Bible verse out of thousands?


Nope... that is the handy reminder...

FWIW, I don't read, nor follow, anyones tablets/scrolls/books/etc.

Another fine example is the dietary laws in Leviticus, which various Jeebus fans say don't apply anymore since it is the old testament.... but boy do they love the verses about homosexuality, same book, just a few verses away.


/ wears clothes of mixed fibers
// loves me some skrimps, especially wrapped in bacon
 
soporific
2012-09-18 02:40:03 PM  

duffblue: Why do people hate Tebow so much? Because he has a different world view than you?


Most of my Christian friends don't like him because they think he sucks at football. Okay, he doesn't suck, it's just that his skills don't match the level of hype that surrounded him last year. And while these same Christians would vote for a corrupt baby-punching politician who claims to be a Christian and gives lip-service to Jesus, they have much higher standards for quarterbacks.

To them, using God to hype your mediocre football talent is akin to taking the Lord's Name in Vain. It doesn't matter how many Bible versus you plaster all over your face, you better throw the ball where it needs to go.
 
FuturePastNow
2012-09-18 02:40:43 PM  
I never expected to actually get closure on the "kid pushed off of lawn mower" story.
 
roc6783
2012-09-18 03:09:03 PM  

uncleacid: At least this guy can hit a target.


Jesus can hit a curveball.
 
Louisiana_Sitar_Club [TotalFark]
2012-09-18 03:19:45 PM  

soporific: It doesn't matter how many Bible versus you plaster all over your face, you better throw the ball where it needs to go.


I can not think of a single situation to which this sentence does not apply.
 
firega
2012-09-18 03:46:09 PM  
shouldn't this have a follow up tag? The original post was on fark as well.
 
DaddyRat
2012-09-18 04:14:12 PM  

i.r.id10t: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: i.r.id10t: Matthew 6:5


/ not a fan of the folk who pick and choose which parts of whatever book/scroll/tablet they follow

So you demonstrate that by picking/choosing one Bible verse out of thousands?

Nope... that is the handy reminder...

FWIW, I don't read, nor follow, anyones tablets/scrolls/books/etc.

Another fine example is the dietary laws in Leviticus, which various Jeebus fans say don't apply anymore since it is the old testament.... but boy do they love the verses about homosexuality, same book, just a few verses away.


/ wears clothes of mixed fibers
// loves me some skrimps, especially wrapped in bacon


So then, if you don't read the book, how do you exactly where to find the little things you're pointing out that you don't read?

/and fwiw, "just a few verses away" is not only still the same Testament, it's still the same chapter...
 
DaddyRat
2012-09-18 04:15:32 PM  
So then, if you don't read the book, how do you exactly where to find the little things you're pointing out that you don't read?

/and fwiw, "just a few verses away" is not only still the same Testament, it's still the same chapter...

^know exactly

/can't preview fershiat
 
AreWeReallyDoingThis
2012-09-18 04:25:19 PM  
Matthew 6:5 deals quite a bit with motive. Praying and "giving glory" to God is good. The Pharisees would pray in public to show off just how spiritual they were. That is what Jesus was saying not to do. It's a fine line.

I just don't like Tebow because I'm a Denver fan.
 
Iczer
2012-09-18 05:31:27 PM  
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Seriously? no one posted one of these earlier?
 
Pep Streebeck
2012-09-18 08:32:46 PM  
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ParagonComplex
2012-09-18 09:04:20 PM  

duffblue: Why do people hate Tebow so much? Because he has a different world view than you?


It's because he's a fake Christian who uses religion to get himself over and to make money. He's a piece of trash person. How much money do you think he's donated to charity? Money's he has made exploiting religion for his own benefit? That's why I don't like him. I don't "hate" anyone, but I deeply dislike Tim Tebow. It has nothing to do with his world view, but everything to do with how he exploits it for his own monetary gain and fame.
 
Millennium
2012-09-19 08:30:08 AM  

ParagonComplex: duffblue: Why do people hate Tebow so much? Because he has a different world view than you?

It's because he's a fake Christian who uses religion to get himself over and to make money. He's a piece of trash person. How much money do you think he's donated to charity? Money's he has made exploiting religion for his own benefit? That's why I don't like him. I don't "hate" anyone, but I deeply dislike Tim Tebow. It has nothing to do with his world view, but everything to do with how he exploits it for his own monetary gain and fame.


I'm not a Tebow fan, but I'm curious as to how you got all this information about him and the true nature of his faith.
 
Red_Fox
2012-09-19 11:26:32 AM  
Actually if he is faking his whole religiousness that's freakin genius cause I can guarantee it's made him a ton of $$$.
 
ParagonComplex
2012-09-19 10:35:53 PM  

Millennium: ParagonComplex: duffblue: Why do people hate Tebow so much? Because he has a different world view than you?

It's because he's a fake Christian who uses religion to get himself over and to make money. He's a piece of trash person. How much money do you think he's donated to charity? Money's he has made exploiting religion for his own benefit? That's why I don't like him. I don't "hate" anyone, but I deeply dislike Tim Tebow. It has nothing to do with his world view, but everything to do with how he exploits it for his own monetary gain and fame.

I'm not a Tebow fan, but I'm curious as to how you got all this information about him and the true nature of his faith.


If you read what I said it was the fact he used his religion for monetary gain (writing a book) without using the money to help others (donating to charity) like a true Christian would. That's just one reason, and that makes him a piece of trash person and a fake Christian.
 
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