Nabb1: Yeah, that defense is looking like a dumpster fire right now.
Harv72b: Using the same logic some people tried to twist into a case supporting Peyton Manning for MVP last season, it's become obvious that Sean Payton should be named COY for 2012.
IAmRight: I dunno, I could support that vote because it would be hilarious and an embarrassment to the commissioner.
Sargun: The sad part is that the defensive coaching was quite well done. We were getting pressure on Cam, touches in the backfield, and often had good coverage on receivers. Many times their runs would just get stuffed and their passing game revolved around perfectly thrown passes and great catches. But they would spin and double-option and Smith would grab amazing throws, and there was really nothing we could do.That isn't to say that our defense didn't screw the pooch; there were plenty of lapses and they seemed to have our number. But I'll be damned if Spagnuolo's gonna get a bad rap for this.and for FARK'S SAKE STOP DROPPING TOUCHDOWN PASSES
SlothB77: Are the Saints that bad or are the Redskins and Panthers that good?
gilgigamesh: Nabb1: Yeah, that defense is looking like a dumpster fire right now.Dumpster? Oh man, I wish. Dumpster brand is top of the line.This is more like a Trashco waste disposal bin fire.
mikaloyd: Saints 0-2Raiders 0-2This is gonna be a long looooooong season.
JohnBigBootay: I know this is a saints thread but did anyone else notice in the browns loss that the qb everyone made fun of them for taking was 26/37 for 322 yards, an 8.7 avg, 2 TD's, no picks, and a 114 qb rating? I'm sure he'll crash and burn eventually but I haven't seen many pundits giving the guy his props. Not bad for the rookie in his second game against a decent team on the road.Has a browns qb had a better statistical game in the last 5 years?
Lost Thought 00: Might be due to his 5.4 passer rating in the previous game, and the fact that he racked up all his yards in garbage time of a blowout
IAmRight: Garbage time and you have to consider that Joe Flacco also f*cked the Bengals up. Might be time to consider that the Bengals were lucky last year and aren't all that good.
Dahnkster: Perhaps a good knob gobbling. Nothing motivates me more than a good old-fashioned dick sucking. I'm not suggesting the coaching staff (NTTAWWT) but maybe the Saintsations. I'll bet they could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, after all the Saintsations are INSATIABLE. Or perhaps some skinny crack whores. They're all up and down the cheap hotels on Airline Hwy. I'll bet they could be purchased for less than the price of chicken quarters per pound, and would probably do a fine job... even if they were just pretending to suck the glass dick instead of the 'Who Dat' man glands.Yes, a good blowjob is in order. A peter puffing party. Perhaps a Zooey Deschanel look-alike contest. After all, I understand she is 'dorkalicious'. A pole smoking, A blumpy blumpkin. Let's clean up the city and clean up the Saint's image with a hoover. Who doesn't love a hummer? Maybe that could hum 'Saints Get Krunked' in order to motivate the 0-2 team. We don't want to return to the "Aint's" days of wearing paper bags over our heads. Down with the paper sacks and up with the nut sacks if you ask me! So move over tubas and bass drums, let's add skin flutes and rusty trombones to that 'Second Line'.Elect me as the new interim coach. HELL! Elect me president. Two mouths for every cock! I have a jobs program... Blow jobs! Don't get on your knees to pray. Get on your knees to suck my cock.Fellatio HornblowerSemen First Class
Yanks_RSJ: Not to say it wasn't a good game by Weeden, but the Bengals don't seem too interested in stopping anybody.
JohnBigBootay: His second TD to bring them within one score came at the 7:11 mark of the 4th quarter. If the bengals think that's garbage time they have bigger problems than their defense.
JohnBigBootay: Lost Thought 00: Might be due to his 5.4 passer rating in the previous game, and the fact that he racked up all his yards in garbage time of a blowoutdidn't know that. I mean I knew the first thing but I didn't know the second. Didn't have the game. Still - I don't recall a browns qb with those kinds of numbers in recent years.And how the hell was that a blowout in any way? 7-3 after one. 17-10 after two. 24-17 after three. 34-27 final. Perhaps you are misremembering something - that's not a blowout.
JohnBigBootay: didn't know that. I mean I knew the first thing but I didn't know the second. Didn't have the game. Still - I don't recall a browns qb with those kinds of numbers in recent years.
js34603: Griffin and Luck have both been much better in both games than Weeden and their teams are better and more interesting.
IAmRight: Teams tend to let up in the 4th quarter up two possessions.
thecpt: exactly 5 years ago, Derek Anderson:
js34603: In any case Brandon Weinke had a good game for sure
JohnBigBootay: Sure. Fair enough. But let me just point out that garbage time (and that really was NOT garbage time yesterday) is something Cleveland QB's have had an almost weekly exposure to the last few years and I still don't recall their qb often putting up numbers like that.
IAmRight: Teams tend to let up in the 4th quarter up two possessions. Why do you think Tony Romo is the best QB in the NFL in the fourth quarter, stats-wise? =D
SirLothar: /Holy shiat was he bad yesterday.
SirLothar: IAmRight: Teams tend to let up in the 4th quarter up two possessions. Why do you think Tony Romo is the best QB in the NFL in the fourth quarter, stats-wise? =DOuch.Unfortunately true though./Holy shiat was he bad yesterday.
thecpt: exactly 5 years ago, Derek Anderson:VS. BAL 34 56 478 yrds 2 TD 2 INT
Tickle Mittens: That's not Romo's fault.
Harv72b: thecpt: exactly 5 years ago, Derek Anderson:VS. BAL 34 56 478 yrds 2 TD 2 INTWhen you have to go back 5 years to find a guy who posted numbers comparable to 322 yards with 2 TDs, it doesn't really disprove the point. ;)
thecpt: I still don't like that McCoy wasn't given more of a shot.
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